Kathleen,The

figuring it out as I go Ask me Stuff!

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Hey #Tuesday.  Let’s make something more than we’ve been before.

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Workin’ on it, cosmos. Workin’ on it.

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#Blog post! #2016: Welcome to the #YearOfNow. http://wp.me/p758YP-1 And it’s a leap year, so consider this your practice day before you actually have to try to get things right.

[kathleenthe]

thank goodness, ‘cause I’m one day in & I already feel a bit behind! ;)

[oh-glasgow]

Glaswegian punter: “‘mon the Santa!”

Santa: “I cannae get doon.”

Policeman: *sighs* “Right.”

Two hours later…..

[oh-glasgow]

December 17th. Never forget.

[kathleenthe]

Heh. Scottish people are awesome.

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Just watched the winter finale of #Arrow.

[unforgettablelovetime]

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Okay. One hour until test. Four hours from now, it’ll all be over... why did I go back to school again??

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That moment when you’re studying and you actually get the problem right the first time... and then you go, “wait, really?” But yes - really!

...and then you have to remind yourself that you’re in public, and dancing would attract unwanted attention.

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Sometimes I just don’t know...

...if my life sometimes feels like a @buzzfeed parody because something’s actually wrong, or because @buzzfeedvideo is just getting like, scary accurate.

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watching the first ep of Jessica Jones - I now look forward to one day being able to threaten pulling someone’s underwear out through their eyeballs.

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“Ernie, come tell your mom to go the f*ck to bed.  If you could do that, it’d be super helpful.”

the fact that I just asked my dog to chase me to bed is probably a bad sign*, eh?

*thankfully he didn’t answer. That’s when you know you’re in trouble.

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Thank you internet

We are literally doing decision trees in stats class tonight. Between this & Venn diagrams, I'd like to take a moment & thank Tumblr for its contribution to my graduate degree.

[transpondster]

Twitter, Isis, Glasgow

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@northernbriton

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Not sure if this real, but having been to Larkhall, I can believe it is…

[oh-glasgow]

This is the only good thing that Larkhall has ever done.

[kathleenthe]

Oh you feckin' eeejits. Bless.

[kehinki]

I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character who is like 25 and decently ripped and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of His Sexuality. We see his ass when he has to tug down his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh. His nipples are always erect for no fucking reason.

[saskawitch]

They are undercover in a nightclub. In order to keep their cover from being blown, he has to kiss another man. 

He knits to relieve stress and to keep his mind sharp. It is never discussed by any of the characters. 

[followthebluebell]

Someone asks him how he knows how to do Traditionally Feminine Thing. “I have four sisters,” he answers.

This is also how he knows how to fight while armed with nothing but a purse, a high heel shoe, and a can of hair spray.  During this fight, he is, for no apparent reason, shirtless.

[roachpatrol]

The lead spy is Helen Mirren. She nails the Action Boy in the shower. There’s a lot of lingering closeups on the way the shower spray runs across his breathlessly ecstatic face. We also hear every breathless whimper of his climax, while out in the hallway Lucy Liu is smoking impatiently, a duffel bag full of rocket launchers slung over her shoulder. The President isn’t going to kidnap herself, here, christ. 

Action Boy emerges in a small towel, sheepish yet radiant. Helen Mirren emerges in a tuxedo, also smoking, also with a duffel bag of rocket launchers. 

[kathleenthe]

I would pay to see that. Like in the theatre & everything.

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Would you please just DECIDE

According to my weather app, it’s 65F out. Spiffy.  Dress up cozy! Go to school, walking around campus - OMFG so hot, take off a layer. Get into the library, settle in... 10 minutes later realize they still have the airCon on.  Layers back on. Southern #california in #November, ladies & gents - we just don’t know wtf to do with ourselves. (totally wish I’d brought a blankie.)

[explore-blog]

Please take a moment out of your day and watch John Green’s lucid primer on the Syrian refugee crisis – a generous act of public service.

[kathleenthe]

now that Jon Stewart is gone, thank goodness we’ve got John Green to explain the world to us.

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After 8 years and 121,343 miles, it may be time to get my car a new name tag. #ZoomZoom #mazda #IheartMyCar (at Huckleberry)

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Hi mom! I sat in your seat & kept it warm while you were gone!! #Dog #windowWasher #venice (at Whole Foods Market Venice)

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Perfect shot for the woman who loves life to the fullest. #4thOfJuly #watermelon (at Culver City Art District)