âWait, so youâre telling me the hero guy isnât called Zelda? Like, whatâs his name?â
God, I sound like such a fucking idiot.
âLink? Oh, so thatâs why that one old game is called âLink to the Past!â Itâs like a joke!â Stacey giggled and twirled her hair. Please, god, if you exist, kill me now. Spare me this embarrassment. But Stacey wasnât struck down, and continued her stream.
âO. M. G! This game is like, so hard!â Stacey exclaimed as she died for the fifteenth time. She wanted to cry. This was her favorite game growing up. Sheâd beat it hundreds of times. She was a real gamer, not some fake geek girl!
Well, the operative word there is âwas.â She âwasâ a speed runner. She âwasâ flat chested. She âwasâ a serious streamer. Until her stream clip went viral on YouTube. The one where she called out all the fake nerd girls, how it was just an act to make money. Then, one day she woke up like this. Tits the size of her head. Unable to wear anything that didnât show of three quarters of her breasts. No control over the airhead things that came out of her mouth. And worst of all, she sucked at video games!
âLike, whatâs an âah-hey-go?ââ Please donât. âOh, itâs that silly face! Like my tattoo! I totally make it every time I see a juicy cock! Like this!â Please kill me.
âOops! I like totally drooled on my boobies!â What did I do to deserve this? âAnyway, what game do you guys like want to see me play next? Can it be like an easy game this time? Ooh! Maybe Pokemon! I love all of those cute little animals!â
Stacey ended her stream. Her panties were soaked, as always (Well, when she wore panties). As with every night, she turned on her N64. She tried to play for a few hours. To regain some of her skill. But it seemed like every night, she just got worse. And really, she thought, that wasnât even the worst part. Her follower count was ridiculous. She made enough off her stream she quit her day job and moved into a nicer apartment. She could get laid whenever she wanted. (That wasnât a concern before, but now the aching need between her legs led her to seek out a guy or girl or both almost every night) By every metric, she was happier than before the change. And that was the worst part. She was begining to like being a fake gamer girl.