With love.

Katelyn Joe Anthony.29 years young.Average creature from the Pine Tree State.One Among The Fence.

[nominativecase]

taking my brain out of my head and washing it in hot, soapy water

[asphodeltheawkwardpanda]

have you tried putting it in rice

[nominativecase]

in a comical turn of events, i, op of this post, have been a smartphone repair technician for five years and i am going to tell you that that never works like ever. it might turn on again afterward but it’s never the rice that made it happen. the damage is done and it can get worse if you don’t clean the thing properly. if you drop your phone in water, open it up and clean gently w a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol. this has been a psa.

[reve-nant-deactivated20251231]

taking my brain out of my head and cleaning it gently with a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[garl612]

i wish there was someone i could show this to in real life without permanently damaging our relationship

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[nounamegirl]

I am REALLY needing anything good, even if it’s just 5 cents on the floor

[thoughtlessdreamsofalice]

There are so many things I want to say to you, and so many thoughts of what you truly mean to me, but every time I see you, all thoughts slip from my mind, and I stand there reveling in your presence. All I can do is whisper your name and hope you understand the words never spoken, the thoughts never heard, and the hope unconsciously given.

~Alice

[chagrins]

I’ve had enough of this school

[elddansurin]

wealth!!!

[death-420]

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

[setbabiesonfire]

“I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this.”

— I repost this every time it comes up on my dash. Because I need this reminder several times a day. (via amandaq62)

[allthingsbollywoodish]

[bronzedsugaruk-deactivated20170]

Where do I get one of these men?

[narputo]

When you’re sharing the same hiding spot with someone during hide n seek

[persephonexrising]

This looks more like gay porn

[narputo]

No it’s when you’re sharing the same hiding spot with someone during hide n seek can’t you read

[stevensteven97-deactivated20190]

[goingslowly-deactivated20191211]

parks and rec had the best minor characters

[yyunglame]

[michelleyx]

when you taking a sneaky picture and the flash go off

[catchymemes]

Artist: @meetissai on Twitter

[itskylestyle-deactivated2016091]

[death-by-lulz]

goats are literally Masters of Physics

The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.

[humor-n-shit-blog]

I don’t even know if I want to get married because I don’t want an entire party focused on me

[just-shower-thoughts]

It would be great if your body could store sleep hours, like sleep for 16 hours, than you could stay up for two days without getting tired.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[theinfiknight]

Thank the fucking gods this filled me with fear

[radha-the-introvert]

I scrolled too fast to skip the post but then I saw the Good Boy

[just-shower-thoughts]

Looking for a relationship when you’re lonely is like grocery shopping when you’re hungry. It’s easy to be tempted to bring home unfulfilling, unhealthy junk.

[iraffiruse]

[drbirdsadviceforsadpoets-deacti]

none of that was expected.

[cestnepasuneblog]

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise