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my cat: *gets a claw caught on my sweater*
my cat:
“(왼쪽) 결혼한지 40년이나 지났지만 우리는 항상 손 잡고 다녀. 우리가 해외여행 가잖아? 그러면 주변에 처음에는 다 따로따로 다니던 부부들이 조금 있으면 다 전염이 돼. 다 서로의 손을 붙들기 시작하지.”
“(Left) Even though it’s been forty years since we got married, we always hold hands when we’re out together. You know what happens when we travel abroad? At first, the other couples just walk around but once they see us—it’s infectious. They all grab onto each other’s hands.”
“we open at sunset.”
Breakfast Across the Globe
BY FAR THE SEXIEST POST ON THIS SITE
we’ll meet again in another life
this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks
Anežka (Agnes) Kašpárková
(via 90-Year-Old Czech Grandma Turns Small Village Into Her Art Gallery By Hand-Painting Flowers On Its Houses | Bored Panda)
What a goddess
olivia octavius being a popular tv scientist is so funny, imagine showing up to a bank robbery and bill nye starts kicking your ass
Leo loves his flower crowns | by leo.mainecoon
whoever is running the sparknotes twitter account needs a raise
OMG I want to go back in time and send all of these to english-majoring student me. After I explain twitter. And John Mulaney. And later seasons of Parks & Rec.
pride and prejudice: a summary
Literally why would you ever go for Bernie when Elizabeth Warren is RIGHT there
A vote for Sanders is a vote for Trump. All he can hope to do is spoil the Dem’s chances.
VOTE BERNIE IF YOU WANT 4 MORE YEARS OF TRUMP
FUCK THAT NOISE HELL NO.
We are not doing this again.
Lobby hard for your choice in the primaries, but do not insult the other options.
I like Warren a lot more than Sanders. I like Klobuchar and Harris better than either of them. Right now, Gillibrand is my top choice.
BUT I WANT TO BE ABLE TO VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE IN NOVEMBER, whoever that turns out to be.
And since I want to be able to get behind them, I want to know what their good points are. I want to know what I can expect them to do, and - this important - what issues aren’t on their top priority list, so I can let them know what matters to me.
All of them are smart, decent people. All of them want a better country, a better world. All of them would, on their worst day, be better than Trump at his best, assuming he has something a sane person could call “best.”
No infighting this time. No circular firing squads. Do not insult, denigrate, discourage, or bully people who are supporting the candidates you dislike. WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER FOR THIS.
Before the primaries, figure out who is the best representative for your interests, and promote the hell out of them. Encourage people to vote. Get people registered. Tell everyone why you like this one better than that one - based on policies and history, not “he’s a lying scumbag” or “she caters to corporate greed.”
None of them is perfect. ALL OF THEM ARE BETTER THAN WHAT WE HAVE - do not help the Republicans (and the Russians!) suppress progressive voters by badmouthing other people’s choices.
I don’t want Sanders. I think he’s too old (and so is Warren) and we need people whose understanding of business and social dynamics are based on recent trends. I think Sanders is too caught up in social class as the only real axis of oppression; I don’t think he understands intersectionality. I worry that he favors gun rights more than is safe.
I’m not voting for him in the primaries. But if he gets the nomination, HE HAS MY VOTE IN NOVEMBER. And not in a “ugh, holding my nose and voting against Trump” way - he wants medical care for everyone; he wants college to be available to all; he wants strong unions and worker support. I can get behind those policy plans.
No litmus tests this time. No single issue that convinces people to stay home in November 2020. Pick one you like, or pick a few that you’re deciding between - but don’t convince yourself that any of them are evil incarnate and must be stopped at all costs.
Because we have that. And Republicans know damn well that they only win elections by splitting and suppressing votes for Democrats - so they’ll be hyping “this candidate is too terrible to vote for!!! Just stay home!” for the next year and a half.
FUCKING THIS.
We do not shoot down any decent, viable candidate this time.
Y’know, I’m just gonna assume that anyone pulling divisive shit to cast down any Dem candidate and scare folks away from voting for them is either a Russian bot or a huge fucking stooge.
This election cycle can be boiled down to “anyone but Trump.” Period. End of story. There is no “B-b-but [X] is just as bad/worse!!1” because no, they fucking aren’t. If you’ve sat here through this presidency and still somehow believe that now is the time to nitpick candidates to death, then you’ve had your head up your ass this entire time. Or, again, you’re a bot. Or a Trump supporter looking to guarantee him another victory.
We cannot afford to be divided on this. We cannot go through four more years of Trump. People like you are the reason we got stuck with Trump in the first place and I’ll be damned if I’ll let you railroad him into office again.
Guys, listen: Every single person who has so far declared is the kind of candidate that I have only been able to dream about in my multi-decade life as a voter in late 20th century neoliberal hell. I am sad that I have but one vote to give in the primary and whoever wins I will WITH GREAT JOY vote for them in the general–and that includes Bernie Sanders absolutely. I would be delighted if he won, but I would honestly be delighted if any of these guys won–Warren! Harris! Gillibrand! Booker! Klobuchar! For the first time in my life, it’s an embarrassment of riches, not an experience of nose-holding: I gotta admit, I voted for but did not love Michael Dukakis or John Kerry or even Al Gore–I held my nose and voted for Gore BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY BUSH WAS MUCH MUCH WORSE OKAY I’M NOT OVER IT. But the bright side is that a lot of these candidates are young, and so I hope that this slate can collectively dominate politics one way or another for some time. You kids who only remember Barack Obama, you don’t know what pain is. THIS WHOLE SLATE IS AMAZING.
The weirdest instance of “getting my wires crossed” I’ve ever experienced: I had a piece of candy at my desk. My intention was to simultaneously eat the candy and start a brief work task. I put the candy in my mouth and felt a surge of alarm as I was convinced, for a fraction of a second, that I had somehow eaten the task I was about to start.
The Man
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