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Katie • 20 • UVA Horn player, nervous giggler, and overthinker extraordinaire

[peelingmandarins]

the greeks at the gates of troy

[paper-mario-wiki]

too many fuckn degrees outside

[ilovenigelslater-deactivated202]

SBE - stupid bitch energy

[997]

FINALLY some representativity

[xidareyoutolovemex]

representativity

[everythingfox]

me in the kitchen at 1 am

[methoxydimethyltryptamine-deact]

Girl’s night out (of body experience)

[pukicho]

[kiyokospeaks]

The more I see of Eric Andre the more I’m convinced he is some chaotic neutral trickster god sent to the mortal plane to torment us

[firedrill]

me to my significant other: you should watch this show

s/o: yeah maybe

me: let me rephrase that, if you value this relationship-

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

[pochowek]

the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them

[hoetipsbyangel]

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[ladyjolder]

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

[bongboops]

Demon to my now exposed leg:

[latadelixo]

[burgrs]

snorp

[kurapiki]

In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted

[firebirdscratches]

yeeten?

[thisiswhymomworries]

YOOT

[pukicho]

Some sports guy: “did you see that mets game last night? Tom Bradley really pulled the scooptietooptie with that fiddy five hitter, didn’t he?”

Me, afraid and unsure: “yeah”

[eelizabit]

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[thejunglenook]

This joke is lethal

[evianfacialmist-deactivated2023]

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

[mwnslw]

pug date