the world spins madly on

21 • gay • oboist • JSoM 2020 I like Shostakovich a lot (and polar bears)

[jodiefoster]

me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t she tired..

[hyrude]

you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

[newtgeiszler]

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

[gifbro]

[brandonsgame-deactivated2019051]

@xubbs

[ninjapancake314]

[deact-thesovereignempress]

Amazing, breathtaking, stupendous, mindblowing

[fridaybear]

This is Borealis, and he lives at the Toledo Zoo. (They took the photo) AND I AM SURE HE WISHES YOU A HAPPY FRIDAY. Have a good weekend. Be kind. Make the world a better place.

[frogmoss1]

if you manage to run across this line without falling into any of the adjacent states, they let you pee in the white house whenever you want

[hotboyproblems]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: ba. ha baba. ha baba da gaba.

psychic: what the fuck

[nikeypapi]

how do you deal with anxiety ?

i let it fuck me up then i go to bed

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[teathattast]

[ahsadler]

[firefox-official]

me, pleasantly skipping that One Song on my playlist despite never deleting it out of pure laziness:

[firefox-official]

i used the wrong picture

[firefox-official]

i’m glad everyone thinks that it still fits

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lvd2]

[cursedcatimages]

[hungwy]

The lighting bloom makes this feel like it was filmed in heaven

[that-twink-over-there]

It was

[shiftythrifting]

the baby for scale is sending me

[cursedcatimages]

[coolxatu]

outfit idea

[naprasno]

[kissthebrokenwinds]

This is like the exact opposite of that knife cat picture

[vent-posting]

And somehow the cats face had the same energy