I can get it now.
Alright, hop to it, man of few words.

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@katrinalowe
I can get it now.
Alright, hop to it, man of few words.
That’s good, then.
Do I get my cat lung now, or would you prefer me to continue to kiss your ass out of glee that someone like you actually exists in this town?
I’ve heard I’m full of surprises.
I look forward to seeing them.
Every. Last. One.
Don’t see the harm in anything.
Good. Because I want my cat lung, and I am a woman of action, in case that wasn't obvious. Lead the way to your collection of animal parts...and whatever else you may have.
Surprise me.
Anyway, so since we're obviously friends now...I don't see the harm in us hanging out. Do you?
I'm just telling the truth.
Have I crossed the line?
You? No. But I wouldn't go pushing that line either. [throws her scissors at the nearest wall, grinning as they hit a picture square in the center] If I didn't like you, that would be your throat. But...since I do... [pulls them out of the wall and blows off any residual drywall] You have more free reign than most.
You are a savior in a town full of Pollyannas, optimists, and do-gooders. [slips them back into her bag] I welcome your sarcasm with open arms.
The entrance to the library.
Cute.
I enjoy a sarcastic man. As long as he isn't a douchebag. Then I'm not completely responsible for my actions. [takes out a pair of long, sharp, scissors from her purse and cleans them with the sleeve of her shirt]
… Some online store, it, uhm, also comes in black.
Good. I'll be finding it immediately.
Care to tell me why you're wearing it for dear old grandma? Why exactly is she a 'fucking fuck?'
Uh.. Carrots. Poetry. My parents. Halloween. Cameras. Cats. School. Disco music. The smell of nail polish. Drug tests. Watches that beep. Pulp in orange juice. People who like pulp in orange juice. People in general.
I agree with literally almost everything on that list.
...Where did you come from, again?
Maybe I'm just lucky cause it's hard to believe Believe that somebody like you'd end up with someone like me And I know that it's so cliche to talk about you this way But I'll push all my inhibitions aside It's so very obvious to everyone watching us That we have got something real good going on
If anyone can make me a better person you could All I gotta say is I must've done something good Came along one day and you rearranged my life All I gotta say is I must've done something right I must've done something right
Quick question. Does this, uhm… shirt look appropriate for say… dinner with my grandmother?
Yes.
I also need to know where you got it. I want it.
A Little Chat || Bethan and Katrina
I can do neither of the two.
Okay, I figured that, but there must be something that you can do. What are your skills Bethan Cross?
You want a list?
Absolutely.
Can’t say I disagree.
What do you disagree with?
A Little Chat || Bethan and Katrina
You draw? Or paint maybe?
Both. And what is it that you do, Bethan?
I assume so.
I think we both agree that this is going to be the beginning of a beautiful, depraved, and twisted relationship.