clever as the devil

Katya. 15. Rebels. Imported from Rusia. I am not violent. I am not malicious. I am a result They call you heartless; but you have a heart and I love you for being ashamed to show it.

[violetxdaniels-blog]

Who, um, who turned that light on…

[katya-levitsky]

I did. I was looking for my book.

[dakotaxcoleman-blog]

I added Princess Diana on Xbox Live, she doesn’t do much, always on the Dashboard.

Get it?

[katya-levitsky]

I was expecting something better.

[dakotaxcoleman-blog]

Hey—-Wanna hear a joke?

[dakotaxcoleman-blog]

[katya-levitsky]

Go on.

[janvizr]

Shh, they’ll fuckin’ hear you.

[katya-levitsky]

I have a hall pass.

[dailyfuhrman]

[bridgetomaley]

Not if you, A, know what you’re doing underneath the hood of a vehicle, and B, have access to a bus yard.

[katya-levitsky]

As long as it gets rid of the people in my group project I don't care.

[bridgetomaley]

Bus crashes could work. One by one, we cut the brake lines on the city and school buses until poof, they’re all dead. It’d be deemed a manufacturing error but by then, the entire state would be wiped out. 

[katya-levitsky]

It would take too long to cut the brake lines though. Using chemicals would be quicker approach and it's easy to steal them from the school's lab.

[bridgetomaley]

It’s true.

[katya-levitsky]

What do you propose ? Adding bleach into the water supply? Starting a forest fire?

[bridgetomaley]

There are too many useless people on this earth, we need another plague.

[katya-levitsky]

How insightful of you.

[izzyxohearn]

No one said there wasn’t downsides but the same can be said for almost anything.

[katya-levitsky]

Right, well I'm going to hide. Aunt and Uncle O'Maley are not completely sane when it comes to this holiday.

[misha-twopointoh]

There are pre-schools with more challenging course work than North Shore.

[katya-levitsky]

It just feels so lackluster here.

[katya-levitsky]

26, 39, 58, 72, 85, 94, 105, 147

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Shower and brush my teeth.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

There was a shop near my boarding school that had an impressive collection of combat boots.

58. Last thing you ate?

A burrito from Chipotle.

72. What colour are your towels?

Navy blue.

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

None of them.

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

I spent most of my life in either Switzerland and Russia. What do you think?

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

No. 

147. Mars or Snickers?

Neither. I don't like chocolate. 

[misha-twopointoh]

Oh … Father wouldn’t let me join you. He tutored me alone. Was it nice there?

[katya-levitsky]

It was tolerable. The course load was more challenging than the one here and the food was definitely better.

[misha-twopointoh]

Where was your school again?

[katya-levitsky]

Switzerland. It was rather small. 

[misha-twopointoh]

What’s the appeal of lying to your kids? I’m glad Father never led me to believe in something so idiotic. 

[katya-levitsky]

Christmas wasn't celebrated much at my boarding school, so I never had to deal with it too much. 

[izzyxohearn]

One can not simply be over the holidays, I mean any excuse to miss school and get wasted is a good one in my books. 

[katya-levitsky]

But the constant loop of Christmas music and the peppermint lattes taste disgusting.

[misha-twopointoh]

I’ve been over them since June.

[katya-levitsky]

I never understood the appeal of Santa Claus.