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[ Independent RP — Berg Katze ]

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[empressarian]

all heroes are broken beyond repair and all villains are just heroes who chose truth over dare

–truth or dare (via empressium)

[katzestrophe-blog]

   Berg Katze is one OP as hell mother frigger.     It’s no surprise that they go under the category     of villains that you can’t beat. They have so many     abilities that it’s hard to out-match them, let alone     kill them. Of course, Katze does have some flaws     as listed in that big meme post I filled out. Still, who     in the world’s going to take advantage of them? Oh,     let’s not forget that this thing used to be a hero too--

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« ♞ » “Oh, I’m quite aware of the physics of blood. But isn’t that gross? Not to mention - unhygienic.” He wouldn’t mind a finger-painted blood portrait of himself though.

“The likes of you, huh? You mean people with elegant interests?” Which would also include himself.

“I personally prefer a good, clean kill. Bonus points for pre-death begging or screams.” Clean being not a speck on him. His Endlave didn’t count.

[katzestrophe-blog]

    “ If that’s how you want to phrase it,         then yes, I mean that. ”

    Katze would place a hand upon their chest,      words sounding out in exaggerated fashion. It      was true, however, that they had meant their      self specifically in the who and what that they      were. Not the kind of being they were, not for      their so-called, presumed elegant interests.

     “ If they make noise, then alllll the better,         I say. Humans that die quietly are just         boring, they’re as good as scum! ”

[katzestrophe-blog]

|| THE BASICS ||

name: Berg Katze nickname(s): Katze-san / Mister Katze age: Ageless species: Alien

|| PERSONAL ||

morality: lawful / neutral / chaotic ||| good / gray / evil religious belief: Non-practitioner sins: lust / greed / gluttony / sloth / pride / envy / wrath virtues: chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice primary goals in life: Driving planets to their destruction via the manipulation of their inhabitants languages known: Japanese, but Katze has the capacity to learn and understand all other languages, including alien ones secrets: Believe it or not, Katze used to be a hero (a Gatchaman). quirks: When holding a pair of scissors, Katze likes to spin them around their finger playfully. When irritated, Katze’s tail will stiffen up/straighten out. Katze will normally kiss someone on the lips prior to mimicking their appearance. savvies: Planetary destruction, the strife of humans, forcing others’ negative emotions out in the open, taking advantage and making use of other individuals, and stepping on the pride of heroes.

|| PHYSICAL ||

build: slender / scrawny / bony / fit / athletic / herculean / babyfat / pudgy / obese / other height: 7′0″ weight: 205 lbs scars/birthmarks: The black diamond marks that are located across their flesh. These marks are primarily located around Katze’s throat, as well as in a vertical line on Katze’s torso. abilities/powers: Katze has the ability to shape shift into others by first achieving physical contact with said person. They can teleport across short and long distances, seemingly without restraint. They can manipulate machines and technology remotely. Katze boasts considerable super-human strength and agility, capable of rupturing the ground with a single stomp. Most notably, Katze boasts a prehensile tail that can be extended seemingly infinitely to whip, impale, and slash others. Katze boasts other abilities such as invisibility, as well as the ability to pull out the inner, dark thoughts of others. These thoughts can manifest as monochrome clones of the person they came from. If Katze were to damage these thoughts, then the person they came from would suffer considerable injury. With the use of their NOTE, Katze can also transform and don their G-Suit (as a Gatchaman), which allows them to then amplify all other abilities they already boasted by a considerable amount. restrictions: Despite their arsenal of abilities, Katze is still very much mortal. Although they boast a regenerative factor that allows them to recover from lost limbs (and more), an injury like a destroyed heart (or brain/head), would kill them. Katze also suffers from an extremely child-like personality, leaving them prone to childish tantrums or breakdowns when something doesn’t go as planned. In other words, Katze can be considered psychologically vulnerable once put at a disadvantage. Their main weakness lies in their NOTE, which without they cannot transform into a Gatchaman and fight at their fullest. If one were to actually destroy Katze’s NOTE, that would also effectively kill them since their NOTE embodies their soul in physical form.

|| FAVOURITES ||

favourite food: Jelly beans favourite drink: Soda favourite pizza topping: Black olives favourite colour: Magenta, shades of dark blue favourite music genre: J-Pop, Technopop favourite book genre: Psychological horror favourite movie genre: Action (Michael Bay levels of it) favourite season: Winter favourite curse word: Katze doesn’t have one, words are just words to them favourite scent: Blood, the smell of fresh destruction favourite quote: They do not quote others, they quote their self: “When does a planet have the prettiest shine? When it’s destroyed!”

|| FUN STUFF ||

bottom or top: Depends. Katze isn’t an entity that actively goes out of their way to engage in intercourse, but curiosity towards the topic does exist. Either way, Katze’s position would depend entirely upon their mood and their partner. Honestly speaking, Katze would probably have a preference towards topping. loud burper or soft burper: It varies depending on what Katze feels at the time, so both sings in the shower: yes / no likes bad puns: yes / no

[lieutxnant-deactivated20170803]

« ♞ » ..Hmm… This pinkie speaks his language. “True, but blood is a bitch to get out… Besides, this magenta works well too.” Cue a demonstrative stretch. “I’d rather splatter it on the pavement. Looks better.”

[katzestrophe-blog]

     “ Blood splatters quite well, I’ve learned.          Did you know? If you wanted, you could          even finger-paint with it. ”

       The alien let out quite the eccentric giggle at          that point. The arts ‘n crafts they fancied were          of the scissors and papers kind. Scissors had          several uses -- most of them employed by the          alien in the utmost worst ways.

        “ But... I for one wouldn’t indulge in that.           Too messy! Even for the likes of me. ”

[katzestrophe-blog]

me, every time I cross the street: run me over i fucking dare you

[lieutxnant-deactivated20170803]

« ♞ » “Humor me. What?”

[katzestrophe-blog]

   “ Some red, that’s what! All those gray, slate      colors... I mean, it wouldn’t kill ‘ya to spice it      up. Well, it might kill someone else though. ”

[stubbornasstantei]

Uncomfortable and unnerved? Those were checked and checked. Afraid? Yusuke? He was far from it. Which all the bizarre and powerful demonic creature he had faced in the past, Yusuke would never find himself intimidated by this.. freak show of a person. Though he hesitated to use the word ‘person’ when referring to this guy of course. In fact, had it not been for the lack of demonic energy, Yusuke would have assumed this male to be a demon.

Regardless, Yusuke kept on his toes. In his line of work, he had learned that those that appeared dangerous usually were at least ninety percent of the time. Arms crossed over his chest firmly, Yusuke furrowed his brows. “I’ll give you a zing..” He grumbled. “Berg Katze? What the hell kinda name is that?” Out of all the names he had heard in the past, this one took the medal for strangest. It sounded vague German with a mix of made up bullshit. At least he had gotten used to the smile..

“So obviously you’re not from around here. Where’d you come from, man?”

[katzestrophe-blog]

    “ I came from here, and there, and over there         too. I came from him, and I came from her         over there. But, most of all, above all, all-- ”

       Berg Katze had always been one for making a mess         of another living being. Their insatiable need for discord         took a multitude of forms, each form worse than the one         before it. And right now? The form that their hunger had         taken was of that of twisting up the human’s mind. They         wanted this poor man to have their brain in knots, to be         left fractured. To lose, and to suffer.

        Each change in Katze’s mentioned origin is preceded by         an eccentric twist of the torso, in addition to a point of a         arm. Katze points at random spots, as well as random         people, culminating in a final point at... him.

     “ --ALL else, I came from you. ”

[lieutxnant-deactivated20170803]

« ♞ » “Finally some peace and quiet.”

[katzestrophe-blog]

    “ Hey, hey! I like your outfit, Blondie.       But... it’s missing something. What?       Do you know? Do you? ”

[clandestineking]

Chestnut eyes flicker upward as the other moves, body language speaking just as loud as their curious words.  Such a height is anything but natural, but the size of their body is hardly a concern when there’s just so much to take in.  It’s like the very essence of a carnival, a festival of sound and bright colors flashing in vivid, rapid succession.  Excitement burns through the informant’s body, surging through his veins and threatening to burst right through his chest.  

Something new has come to play with his precious human beings, to push them and force them into action.  Something has come to play with him.

“Are we on to riddles now?  I’ll have to admit; I’m not interested in other planets.  I love human beings–I love them more than anything.  So much that I feel like I just can’t stand it.  Why would I want to concern myself with something alien?  Or perhaps I should say foreign; poor choice of words.”

[katzestrophe-blog]

     Bzzt! Wrong--! Wait. Oh poo, they hadn’t even bothered       to answer! Well, properly. Momentarily frowning, the alien is       threatened to throw a tantrum -- but they resist. Clicking a       heel against the pavement beneath, they wobble left and       right, a motion that continues on and on. . .

             “ You love humans? You love them so much                 that you can’t love something not human? I                 don’t see it. I can’t see it. ”

      Berg Katze’s speech remains eccentric, their wobbling       coming only to a gradual cease moments after they’d       spoken again. Palms pressed against their hips, they       keep obscured eyes downcast upon the much smaller       human before them. They were interesting... They said       some interesting things too. Unfortunately, they loved       something worthless: the human race!

             “ Why, why, why--? Humans are weak, and                 fragile. They’re disgusting, and selfish too.                 When they’re smiling and happy, it’s beyond                 disgusting. But, when they’re the opposite...                 I could never get sick of it! ”

[vasccubus-archive-deactivated20]

                              {{❤}} “Oh trust me. I know.”

For a moment, the demon wondered if her next statement would be a bit over the bounds of personal information, but this man already seemed to be slightly off.   

…telling him probably wouldn’t phase him.

                               {{❤}} “During an escapade beneath the                                           throws of lust, I had a man ask me                                           to stay absolutely still. He asked me                                           to never once talk. Not to move.                                           It dawned on me…what he was trying                                           to emulate.

                          Believe you me. I know the sick fantasies of man.”

[katzestrophe-blog]

    Tilting their head slowly, Katze is told a small      tale by the mouth of the young woman. Disgust      quickly painting itself upon the alien’s face with      the reminder of humankind’s disgusting desires.      Putrid!                   Filthy!                              Irredeemable!

           “ Humans really are the worst, aren’t they?              Hey, hey--! What if they all died out? If they              did, if they hated each other and tore each              other apart, then everything would be quiet              wouldn’t it? ”

[yeobae]

假装出来的身份，假装出来的幸福，假装出来的微笑，这个世界，还有什么不是假的。 Faked identity, faked happiness, faked smiles, in this world, what is there that isn’t fake.

《一年之初》 (via yeobae)

[katzestrophe-blog]

    Alright. I’m going to be here still, but I’m also                       going to hop on an old blog tonight to                       try and do something. Yes, I’m doing                       this at four in the morning, because                       you know what kids? I don’t love                       myself enough to sleep like a                       regular human being would.

[nyanchattenashi-blog]

crowds are calling my name ♫

[katzestrophe-blog]

[lightofliberty-archive]

send me a (ง •̀_•́)ง if u wanna fuCKI NG FIGHT ME