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kit | adult | they/he icon by @ilaneya header by @e-laureanar

[kaustic]

kit | they/he | adult

tolkien, hsr, & others

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[threedollarsdotcom]

great pervert, even better person

[yellow-cat]

sorry i came back wrong do you still wanna hit it

[kaustic]

guys im like two weeks from being done with classes forEver. then i’ll have 3 months to write up my thesis O.o

[jehovahhthickness]

Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

[kaustic]

update: i am still awake. i have diseases in my brain i think

[kaustic]

mmmmmm insomniaaaa mmmmmmm

[arytang]

What shines brighter than a crown?

It's Celegorm's gleaming head.

This piece came from joking around with friends about an AU where Celegorm becomes regent, and here's the artwork.

Me: The more I look at it, the more I think the Noldor are doomed.

Friend: Don't worry, Curufin will be pulling the strings behind the scenes.

Me: That's even worse.

Me: I can't help laughing thinking all this armor and Gold jewelry was painstakingly forged by Curvo for Celegorm.

[katarinaskyart]

I've been sketching due to some stress, and went back to the roots,

It's been a while

[my-dailydreams]

[kaustic]

i am conservation jesus

[kaustic]

me: yeah this poster will only take an hour

also me: starts it at 2am. 3 hrs later, finishes it

[outofangband]

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Firien Wood, on the border between Gondor and Rohan, was also called the Whispering Wood, and it was said that when one entered, the urge to whisper fell over them

This is based on cool and moist deciduous forests, in this case several in Germany and southern China. I headcanon the Whispering Wood as somewhat cooler than the surrounding regions

Late entry for @gondorweek

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[kaustic]

i wanna do smth

[kaustic]

mmmmm revenge bedtime mmmm. means im gonna be sleepy as fuck tomorrow :/

[asneakyfox]

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

[asneakyfox]

and then he's like, i don't know that sounds like a lot more work than a regular garden actually. why don't we just get on with finding mister frodo