op is a dream stan

i don’t know how to feel but i wanna try

[princeandreis]

HIHI im cello i enjoy the dream team and shawn hatosy and the beach boys.

she/her 25 about

[princeandreis]

I started watching breaking bad and jesse is so funny. why does he talk like that

[princeandreis]

you know what though. if I worked at a gas station and this guy tried to trade me blue meth for a full tank and a pack of cigarettes I’d fold immediately

[sevenmoreminutes]

kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy

drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we don’t get of our ass and start taking action

danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay

[sevenmoreminutes]

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

[sakutarousadventure]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

Mozart

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[princeandreis]

listening to early beach boys albums is so crazy because the track list is like surf song. surf song. car song. life-alteringly beautiful ballad with harmonies handed down to us directly from the heavens. car song. catchy car song. surf instrumental. surf instrumental. car song. life-alteringly beautiful ballad. session outtakes

[mogwai-movie-house]

[teenmags]

Backstage With The Beach Boys Hit Parader September 1965

[dogpuppy]

[lyraisnotonfire]

favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!

[kkoffin]

It’s funny that when you address the fact that men have more physical strength than women, people act as though you’re saying women are inferior. Like do you people think gorillas are superior to humans? maybe in a boxing match, sure, but I don’t see gorillas running successful democracies and building rockets to take them to the moon.

[gender-machine-broke]

“Ohhh so you think women are just useless little fragile waifs who can’t take care of themselves and should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen” no. Literally no one said that either. Women have several physical advantages over men including flexibility, more dexterous hands, and better resistance to famine and disease. But in a world where everything was designed for men and their bodies and men regularly use their greater physical strength to terrorize women, pretending there are zero physical differences between the sexes is not the more feminist stance. It puts women in harm’s way

[bushpropaganda]

exactly!!! painting physical strength disparities as anti-feminist only serves to aid male violence and victimize women. you teach a woman that she's as (physically) strong as any man, and she will be woefully unprepared when she's in a situation where it's her strength against his.

if you've ever had to fight off a man, either for your safety or another woman's, you would realize how insanely strong even the most sedentary man is. in addition to natural upper body strength, they have longer arms, larger hands, and stronger grip strength—it's easier for them to grab you, and when they do, you are not getting away without fighting dirty.

it's why women's self-defense classes teach unique incapacitation methods that do not rely on upper body strength, but on weak spots, dexterity, and making use of our legs.

i want all these feminists who have an issue with this to ask a man in their lives to subdue them without holding their strength back. then i want them to try and get away. then i want them to come back to me with how it went.

now, imagine a situation where a man's full intent is to hurt you, where he is exercising the full extent of his strength in an attempt to victimize you, and ask yourself how that would go.

instead of pretending that the strength disparity doesn't exist in an effort to prove women's value, stop making physical strength a defining factor of worthiness.

[princeandreis]

brian wilson really peeped that horror his entire life

[starcrier]

and you know what? i am REALLY sick of these ads that are openly mocking people for being concerned about the products they’re selling.

Amazon’s super bowl ad where the Alexa mocks Chris Hemsworth for being worried about giving spy software control over his entire life. Waymo’s ad with the intro “the robots are coming!” mocking people who are rightfully extremely concerned about sharing the road with, or riding in, self-driving cars.

i don’t know, it’s just genuinely insane to me. “Oh, you have legitimate concerns about our shitty product? sounds like you’re just lame!!!” like what kind of “quiet part out loud” marketing is that?

[transiting]

don’t make other people’s decisions for them. apply for the job you don’t think you’ll get. let them decide if you have the skills they’re looking for. tell that person you like them even though you think they’re out of your league. let them decide if they like you. stop trying to predict and control everything. bring what you have to the table. let the rest go.

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

Confidence is not ‘they will like me’, it is ‘I’ll be fine, or even better off, if they don’t’.

[princeandreis]

I started watching breaking bad and jesse is so funny. why does he talk like that

[princeandreis]

beach boys tidbits that made me laugh (taken from heroes and villains: the true story of the beach boys by steven gaines)

when “surfin’” took off brian dyed his hair blond because he thought he should look like a surfer. his mom immediately made him wash the dye out when he got home and when they tried to dye it back to its regular color, it came out greenish

teenage dennis pranked a neighbor by running up to them with a jar full of ashes, crying real tears and telling them it was brian, who had died by gas explosion

one time brian filled murry’s pipe with grass from the yard and cried laughing while murry tried to light it

murry was such a control freak during recording sessions that their sound engineer rigged a fake control panel for him to fiddle with so he thought he was doing something

dennis and his wife barbara charren reportedly called each other big poop and little poop