[squeakitties]

while im on the topic of my food exploits, you havent lived until you tried one of my ButterMatos 

[times-chu]

Photo taken on the floor of OP’s containment cell.

[horrorandhalloween]

[world-of-agony]

[krabby-kronicle]

[uglysex]

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

[firelorcl]

me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-

flower: he’s cheating on you susan

[whores-deactivated20150225]

Don’t cry because its over

[whores-deactivated20150225]

cry because you’re ugly

[nourrice]

*is beautiful and doesn’t deserve this*

[tropiyas]

the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine's day

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

was so amused by this i sent this to my family group chat and i don’t think my dad really knew what to make of it

[wild-west-wind]

Please remember this St Valentine's day to celebrate all of Ol Val's patronages: Bees and Beekeepers, The Isle of Lesbos, people with epilepsy, people who really don't want to faint, and, of course, plague.

[memegod]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

[paintdeath]

I am sCREaMING

[theyellowbrickroad]

i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[matthewjohnsons]

you can’t be a gay icon if you leave your shopping cart in the middle of the fucking parking lot