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@kayjaekay2

Kathryn, 24, USA USA USA. BS Muhlenberg 2015, Georgia Southern MPH, DrPH 2020 Phi Mu, Traveling: France, Poland, Italy, Argentina, Uruguay, England, Slovakia, Ukraine, Austria, Canada, Mexico, Grand Cayman, Ireland, Botswana, Nicaragua. I'm the only one who can make me happy. Shout out to Hannah for my cover photo.

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flowri1983

Finally some relatable fucking content.

bugfluids-deactivated20250511

guava-jarritos

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

sohotthateveryonedied

This took such an unexpected turn I got whiplash

stream

Okay, what is this white-people lunch?

FRESH OFF THE BOAT (2015 - 2020 ) | 1x01 Pilot

thetrippytrip

$29 eyeshadow ☠ ☠ ☠

nocontextgoodplace

the-poor-decision

This is an underrated joke

books-in-order

Breaking news

captchacomics

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

can we bring back captcha comics

kushblazer666

jasper-rolls

honeyslim

No offense but these are absolute classic images

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

here is a video on effective handwashing routine:

a couple more tips:

- use the paper towel or your elbow to open the bathroom door, to avoid the germs left by those who didn’t wash their hands.

- do not attempt to use water hotter than is comfortable. water has to reach boiling before it will actually kill germs, so you can’t get it hot enough through the tap to have any effect on the removal of microbes. painfully hot water can damage your skin and make infection actually more likely, so use whatever temperature you find comfortable.

newtonpermetersquare

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

squided

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

rubykgrant

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”