KayceeBurtonFreak

Fandoms I'm likely to reblog or post: The Devils Carnival, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Lord of the Rings (And Hobbit trilogy), Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Once upon a Time, Kick Ass 1 and 2, Frozen, Wreck it Ralph, Naruto (AND...

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My friend, Patrick, he made a Dionysus account about a year or two ago. (On Facebook) and he is the best thing ever! It’s still active.

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The world. Has officially gone bye bye.

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Oh I didn’t know Batman and Superman were in the “Avengers 2”

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until dawn meme: favorite quotes - part two

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This is how I am with crushes. And yes, I do find older men attractive. He is attractive. Like geez. My heart is racing and I’m sweating. Aren’t I a prize? xD

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When he is taken

Me: You know, you look like this one actor.

Cute guy: Who?

Me: *Mentions actors name*

Cute guy: Is that good or bad?

What I want to say: YES HE IS EXTREMELY FINE AND SO ARE YOU, BE MINE PLEASE!!!

What I actually say: Uhhhhhhh he's a cool actor.

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This was Hellscream Haunted House at the Festival of Lights in Colorado. 2015, we went by the theme of This is Halloween and Krampus!

Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good fright!

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Haven’t posted this, I don’t think. But hey, it is me at the Devils Carnival, Alleluia! tour. I met Bill for the first time, and Terrance for the second. Fun times. \m/

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Trick ‘r Treat (2007)

October 26, 2015 Movie Of The Week

Michael Dougherty’s Trick ‘r Treat is a legitimate modern horror classic and the finest film ever made about Halloween. It’s an anthology movie set on the night of my (and your; let’s be real here) favorite holiday, telling a series of spooky stories that all take place in the same neighborhood at the same time. The film moves in a brilliant, nonlinear fashion - like Pulp Fiction for horror - with all the various story threads cleverly converging in different places thanks to its mascot character, the mysterious pumpkin headed trick or treater known only as Sam. To sum this one up in a single sentence: it’s the concentrated essence of Halloween distilled into the form of a beautiful, magical 82 minute horror movie. For what it is, Trick ‘r Treat is perfect.

The film tells five stories, each depicted in its own ingenius way and then tied together seamlessly by the iconic Sam, who watches over Halloween and punishes those who break the holiday’s “rules”. You see the fun side of the season as well as its seedy underbelly as the movie plays out, with the somehow simultaneously adorable and terrifying Sam turning up to pass judgement when needed with the aid of his razor sharp Jack O Lantern lollipop. I won’t spoil anything about the individual stories here because they all play off of each other to form a greater whole, but know that there isn’t a bad one in the bunch. Every second of Trick ‘r Treat is a joy to watch, and the movie actually improves upon repeat viewings (which is basically Halloween tradition at this point) since the script is constantly dropping hints and foreshadowing what comes next in gloriously subtle ways that will make you grin from ear to ear because you never caught them the first ten times around. Funny and scary in equal measure but always captivating, I think it may be impossible to not love this film.

Trick ‘r Treat is teeming with every seasonal trope you can think of and it’s can’t miss October viewing. I’ve watched it every year since 2009 when it finally came out after several excruciating delays. It’s got Jack O Lanterns, poison candy, Halloween parties, local legends, ghouls, monsters, murders, tricks, treats, costumes galore - you name something Halloweenie and it’s here in mass quantity! Just as importantly, the unique feel of Halloween is captured perfectly in everything from the film’s amazingly eerie music and stunningly spooky cinematography to its frenetic, thrill ride, horror comedy pacing. There is no better cinematic representation of the (real) most wonderful time of the year than this! If you’re a Halloween fiend who hasn’t seen Trick ‘r Treat, trust me: it is beyond time to change that.

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Today I went to Subway.

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There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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Going Through a Haunted House? Be respectful.

You’re paying around 20 dollars to walk through a haunted house and get scared. Here is what you shouldn’t do. Which should be pretty obvious!

1. Don’t walk in and be a sarcastic asshole. If someone with dialogue is speaking to you, do not answer back with sarcastic and rude statements. Do not ask them for their number or call them hot. Realize that we have many under aged actors you are flirting with. Realize that when you speak rudely to us, you just paid US to insult us. Another thing, do not insult us. Do not say “You’re ugly” “That’s stupid” “You’re not scary”. Even if someone doesn’t scare you, they do scare other people.

2. No touching! Do not touch the props, or the actors! Unless the actor literally tells you that you can touch them or touch their prop, then do not touch them or the prop. If we can’t legally touch you, then be respectful and do not touch us. 

3. Do not try to sneak INTO our scare places and scare us. I had this happen many times, some asshole decides to sneak up and yell into my ear. If you want to scare people, instead of paying 20 dollars to be an asshole, then volunteer at a haunted house. Screaming in ears can cause damage, and every actor at the haunt should know that. If you see a gate and you run up to it, out of your path, just to scream in my ear, you are an asshole. 

4. Don’t walk slow and look at the whole scenery in the room you are in. You walk through, get scared, and leave for the nest room or hallway, or whatever. If something crawls out on its stomach, do NOT put your feet near them and pretend to kick them. That is a literal threat and you may actually kick them.I have had MANY people kick my crawling friend, and I will not hesitate to kick you out. This will go at any haunt, if you hurt an actor on purpose, they will make you leave. 

We, actors, go through Hell and back just to scare people, creep them out, or even make you laugh. I have bruises and cuts on my legs from falling over, just to keep up with people. I’ve ran into my wall to scare people, I have cuts on my shoulder, cuts on my arms. My friend dislocated his writs just to do a creepy crawl. He ruined his stomach from the carpet. We are hurting ourselves to make sure your scare is the best one. So really, make sure you’re not an asshole. You may think it’s funny, it’s not. You’re impressing your friends but you’re being annoying asses and pissing everybody off. 

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The Night I Became a Mummy

So, this was one of my nights, acting at HellScream Haunted House in Colorado Springs.

My character is a mental patient with Tuberculosis. She’s fifteen, but at the age of five, was diagnosed. Therefore, being at HellScreams hospital almost her entire life, has made a huge problem in her life..... She has a childlike mind. 

Tonight, I threw toilet paper (that was in my second room) on my head and jumped out at people, yelling, “I’M A MUMMY!” and running around. 

I jumped on my friends back (he’s the mortician, next to my room). I jumped on his back and we charged at the group.

I hid in his cabinets and popped out with toilet paper in my hand, yelling, “I’M A MUMMY!” 

He has two doors, and when a screamish group past by his first door, he pushed me in his room and I ran after them, yelling, “I'M A MUMMY!!!”

If you can’t scare them, make them laugh or make them have a “What the fuck” look on their faces. 

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Lady Gaga as The Countess Elizabeth in American Horror Story: Hotel.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN MONTH, KIDDOS! Thanks to my AWESOME friend, Misha, I had awesome make up to scare people with at the haunt I work at! :D I lost my voice over the week so he gave me “Speak no Evil” makeup so I wouldn’t have to speak last night. Scare the CRAP out of SO many people! So many compliments as well, even compliments from Haunted Mines (Another haunted house).

Thank you Misha!!! HellScream is really amazing and it is a pleasure to work there with everyone, my haunt family is really outstanding.

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When you get so bored, you cosplay just to marry your own self. 

I don’t have a Sally costume, so Jack and Emily are now shipped lol