Unbetitelt

[kaylavaleria]

So basically, when I watch Brooklyn 99 I’ll get about… 50% percent of the memes I see on the internet.  And when I watch Supernatural I’ll get circa 70% if the gifs? Yeah, that makes sense.

[kaylavaleria]

Somebody: So you mean you’re… (terrified whisper) gay?

Me: I litERALLY WORSHIP AN EVIL YELLOW TRIANGLE, WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? 

[kaylavaleria]

Somebody: If you touch the ground you have a crush!

Asexuals: *ominous hovering*

[kaylavaleria]

If you ever need to impress your family, learn how to make a fire and keep it going for a few hours.  If they don’t appreciate you after that… I mean the fire is there.

[kaylavaleria]

The smut may have been untamed, but not unwelcome

[neil-gaiman]

VERY IMPORTANT good omens question that im sure you will break your no spoilers policy for, does anyone, including background characters, wear a jaunty little hat

Oh God you wormed it out of me. Yes. Yes. A jaunty little hat will be worn.

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

Fun fact related to yesterday’s shenanigans

The Halloween costume I was gonna wear originally did have a skirt but I changed it to the shorts

Imo liked the shorts more LMAO but this was also nice

[kaylavaleria]

How is it She-yea is one fo the gayest shows I know and I’m rewatching it these days for one of the four straightpassing couples?  I mean we have the main lesbians, the background lesbians, even more lesbians, the gay dads, the poly romance in the background and I am watching it again for the villain and some hair princess?  Still I love how you can count the important straight characters on one hand.  She-Ra is a Good series 

[wolfythewitch]

raining gold 

[kaylavaleria]

As a bedrock player I can confirm we do not, in fact, have piss water

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

Deconstructive criticism is when I start destroying someone’s house while also telling them my honest thoughts

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags your fav line from any song without revealing its title

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[kaylavaleria]

Sooo… what does it say about me when I go to a friends house for the first time and they tell me they’ve got a body pillow and if I wanna see and I basically scream yes at them? And also demand to see the (basically) nude side…

[kaylavaleria]

So we got a new dog and being a new dog she naturally thinks she has to bark at every car that drives on our street (not that many cars thank the gods) and we have to tell her to shut up. Basically it goes:

Dog: barks ur ears dead

We: Good job, you defended us! Now shut the fuck up

[kaylavaleria]

HELP ME! So I have this friend who started Voltron, except they don‘t have time to watch it, aka they still think Pidge is a boy. I‘m looking at memes and they sit beside. They just asked if Pidge also had a sister!

Fuuuuuuuuuck

[kaylavaleria]

How can I on one hand hate that almost none of ships are canon in any way, but also be okay with it, cause I just know the canon couldn’t actually live up to the expectations? 

Like, I’m cursing into my pillow because It would’ve been so good, look at them, their so in love, how is not canon, fuck the canon 

But the next minute I scrollt though fanart and my brain just goes Man I’m glad this isn’t canon, they would’ve fucked this shit up

How?