the conqueror worm

fake biologist and byzantium enjoyer. "He is a monstrosity of a man, a dwarf, fat-headed and with tiny mole's eyes ; disfigured by a short, broad, thick beard half going gray ; disgraced by a neck scarcely an inch long ; piglike by reason of the big close bristles on his head ; dressed in a robe made of fine linen, but old, foul smelling, and discoloured by age." facile and uninformed.

[official-kircheis]

overheard on the train: and about that helium thing… the strait of hormuz mess is sorted now right?

[official-kircheis]

Iran closes Strait of Hormuz, citing U.S., Israel ceasefire violations | CBC News

Iran's top joint military command, Khatam al-Anbiya Central ‌Headquarters, said on Saturday that the ​Strait of Hormuz ​would be closed to v

[apricops]

the fucked up thing about weekends is that they’re really good opportunities for self sabotage

[bisexualbunk-deactivated2026050]

tramp stamp that says: IT'S CRUCIAL THAT THE CHARACTERS CAN'T LECTURE US

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[feldfrog]

Rudolph is one of the only examples of visible bioluminescence in mammals. One of the only other ones is that time we made our weakest cousin swallow a keychain flashlight. Weakest cousin is determined annually by a series of trials

[caesarsaladinn]

In his first public comments on the deal, in a statement issued late Thursday, Mr. Khamenei said he had assented to the deal but he did not agree with signing it, “as a matter of principle.” He did not elaborate. …

Mr. Khamenei said he had authorized the agreement because Iran’s president, Masoud Pezeshkian, had accepted responsibility for it and committed to protect the rights of Iranians and the “resistance front,” likely a reference to the Iran-backed militant group Hezbollah, which is at war with Israel.

“He has also stated explicitly that if the American side seeks excessive demands, he will not submit to them,” Mr. Khamenei wrote, referring to Mr. Pezeshkian.

I have no sympathy for Masoud Pezeshkian but it’s pretty funny how he was completely sidelined during the war but is now just soooo indispensable that he’s being trusted with personal responsibility for the peace

[auspex]

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

[evilnicegirl]

if i could give advice to me as a teenager i would say be 25

[evilnicegirl]

i would say theres honestly nothing you can do

[literallymechanical]

Dang. OP disabled reblogs on the hestia self care post, I was hoping Start Toiling would enter the lexicon.

[literallymechanical]

Start Toiling

[malwarechips]

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

[rosexknight]

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

[koinequest]

Love God. Learn Biblical Greek and read the Word of God the way it was written! Learn more and ENROLL: www.tinyurl.com/28kzabmf

[bungerc0re]

deeply deeply deeply funny post to me. nobody look up how much electricity and computing power it takes to run twitch

[bananonbinary]

thank god twitch is just a plucky little indie company that has never done anyth- oh what's that? oh. oh no.

[nedlittle]

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

[caesarsaladinn]

none of this would be a problem if I had a car

[caesarsaladinn]

all I want is a smallish vehicle with great gas mileage, high ground clearance, AWD, which will never break down, costs very little, and looks cool. is that too much to ask?

[strawberry-crocodile]

Star Wars (1977) is good because its a really good 70s fantasy movie and not a star wars movie

[boringkate]

Murder is scary bc a lot of video games are about doing murders, so if someone does murders irl then it could lead to them becoming a gamer. You're literally becoming desensitized to gaming when you do murders.

[blemgoid]

grey alien lands in front of me and projects a series of glyphs obviously intended to represent the prime numbers, i jam my snub nose revolver into its neck and pull the trigger