Dancing Queen

Kaylee Elisabeth Wilde ♥ 22-Junior-single-dancer Whats up, psu! You've stumbled upon the page of the one and only Kaylee Wilde. I may have two other girls running around here that look like me, but I assure you that we are not the same. Currently attenting PSU as a dance major. Single and ready for whatever. I have a pretty big family, but mess with them and you deal with me.Anything else you really need to know about me? don't be shy! Tracking:privkaylee 💎 Insta: Kayleewilde 💎 Twitter: Kwilde 💎 snapchat: Kwilde 💎

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giovannijensen:

I don’t know why you would be mad, but I mean, I did tell my family that we’re together, which was an accident. I panicked. I’m not bright when it comes down to it. We can definitely go wine, and dine tonight. I’m sure that would be fun, right? If you want, I’ll tell my family that I was just kidding around with them.

Wine and dine me, almost hubby. I am not going to say no. And sorry pal, your family loves me now..so we are stuck in this pretending to be together thing. 

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giovannijensen:

Eh, are you still mad at me for saying that we’re engaged?

@kayleewilde

Why would I be mad? I mean you could have wined me and dined me a little before taking that step. but I guess I am over it.

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TEXT ➡ GIO

Kaylee: You're rich, it'll be fine.

Giovanni: oh lol that's nice to think

Giovanni: okay, fine. let us go look for a ring tomorrow. TOGETHER.

Kaylee: Hey, you got yourself into this. And as your fake fiancee, I deserve the best.

Kaylee: Fine, lets go.

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Kaylee: Because it's mine now. Don't be cheap.

Giovanni: you want an expensive ring for our fake engagement?

Giovanni: i guess i can work that out

Kaylee: You're rich, it'll be fine.

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Giovanni: lmao why would you keep the ring tho

Kaylee: Because it's mine now. Don't be cheap.

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Giovanni: I'm going to have to buy you a ring.... oh man

Giovanni: You can throw it at me by the end of this reunion.

Giovanni: SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT ME BABE

Kaylee: Fuck that, I am keeping the ring. lol

Kaylee: oh of course, BABY.

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Giovanni: That's what I wanted to talk to you about on the plane, but I decided to make it as a surprise..... I KNOW, NOT MY BEST MOMENT

Giovanni: I didn't really think it over

Giovanni: OKAY. I'll owe you something, I promise.

kaylee: I'd say it's not.

kaylee: really? couldn't tell.

Kaylee: Yeah you better. Excuse me while I go act like your fiancee infront of your family.

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Giovanni: I can feel the tension right now, but SURPRISE????

Giovanni: Look, my mom kept talking to me about Cecily, and that got really annoying soooooo

Giovanni: We're engaged now.............. Well, for now at least.

Kaylee: Surprise? SURPRISE! Gio what the fuck.

Kaylee: So instead of just being like 'yo mom, don't wanna talk about my ex' you told her we were engaged?

Kaylee: Oh you owe me big time for this.

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Kaylee: I'm texting you because I don't want to make a scene in front of your fam.

Kaylee: but uh so when were you going to tell me that your family thought we were together!!

Kaylee: not only together..but ENGAGED. wtf?!

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FACE2FACE || KAYLEE.

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giovannijensen:

Of course it was sarcasm. What else would it be coming from you? I try so hard to forget about how rude you are, but it just comes back to bite me in the ass. I try to be so nice, Kaylee. I wish you could respect me as much as I respect you. This friendship would be a beautiful thing, if so. 

I actually don’t look in the mirror, and say congrats. That would be weird. I’m weird, and I’m thankful for that. You should be thankful as well. I’m sure I’m the only guy you’ll ever call a friend. Love you, sweetheart.

I don’t know why I’m nervous… I can’t tell you why, because shhh, it’s a secret. You’ll find out eventually, because like I said before, you’re involved one hundred percent. You’re welcome—You shouldn’t be scared though, because it’s kind of like a dream come true for you.

Wait… Have you not been skydiving before? That’s a rush that I would be willing to talk about than my drug problem, which pretty much ended years ago. A great tale, by the way.

Stop being so dramatic. I am not rude to you, you would know if I was really being rude. Our friendship is so beautiful already, what would you do without me being sarcastic to you? You wouldn’t know how to act,boo. 

The only guy to call a friend? wow, not even close. But Love you too, sometimes.

How are you keeping something about me a secret from me? How does that even work? A dream come true...what are you talking about, Gio?No I have never been skydiving and I don’t plan to go anytime soon.

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FACE2FACE || KAYLEE.

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giovannijensen:

I hope that wasn’t sarcasm, because I would be really sad if it was. Besides, I should be the sarcasm king. I’m just that awesome, sweetheart. I own a private plane,but yet I hardly even use it– Even when I take beautiful blondes on a trip. Not my cup of tea. Maybe that’s why I don’t own cool cars in New York. I’m not here to impress, but talk to me when I’m in the California atmosphere– I’m a different person… Okay, no. I’m literally joking around with you.

That’s cool that you don’t want to join the Mile High Club with me though. I can feel the rejection just rush through my bloodstream.

I’m talking a lot for the purpose of not getting bored. I say congrats in the mirror all the time, but thank you. I appreciate it.

Okay— Maybe we’re not THAT RICH, but still. My family loves their money, and I just love making people laugh— We’re total opposites. It’s pretty obvious that I’m adopted. 

You’re right though. I need to chill out. I shouldn’t be nervous— Actually, I’m wrong. We should all be nervous… I said something to my family about you, but laughing out loud, you’ll eventually hear it. I can’t tell you right now. You’ll be pissed off, and probably jump off the plane with a parachute. Save it, okay?

Of course it was sarcasm, but no need to be sad over it. I wasn’t serious, I don;t mind talking to you. After all, you are one of my good friends. I just like to tease you, that’s all. But you love the rejection don’t you? It gives you such a rush, it’s amazing. 

Why do you say congrats all the time in the mirror? You’re weird, but You’re welcome.

Uh, why should we all be nervous? What did you tell your family? Should I be scared, yeah I should be. Please, I am not going to jump out of the plane..are you insane?

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FACE2FACE || KAYLEE.

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giovannijensen:

Hey you. Are you having a good time– Okay, that was a weird question, obviously. We’re on a plane for fucks sakes, how do you even have fun on this, anyway? I rarely use the private plane, because I’d rather interact with strangers than be alone– I mean, we have servants on here, but it still gets lonely. 

My brother usually finds himself using it though, because he’s a big rockstar that needs to have a private plane for his kids or whatever– I don’t know. I just love the open area of people complaining. That’s where I usually write funny things about unusual people. Maybe that’s why I’m  still writing for Saturday Night Live—- Fuck, I’m talking a lot, huh?

Back to you having a good time– My family is unusual. We’re close in being the royals, because we’re entitled to wealth. They wanted me to work for their company, but I went the opposite slope– I wanted to be a writer, and I guess I was kind of funny due to the fact of Lorne asking me to be on the show. Cool beans.

—- Shit, I keep talking. Maybe I’m nervous, or something?

About as much fun as I can have on a plane with just you to talk to. I’m obviously thrilled. Pretty sure people who own private jets and taking beautiful blondes on a trip, usually join the mile high club. Don’t worry, I don’t want to join it with you..but I am just saying that probably how a lot of people have their fun in the air.

Yeah, you kind of are talking a lot. But some how it’s not as annoying as I thought it would be. Congrats.

Royals? Jesus, how much money do you have if you are considered almost royals? Listen, you need to chill out. Why are you so nervous anyways? You don’t think I am going to make a good impression on your family or something?

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TEXT MESSAGE ⇄ KAYLEE

Giovanni: A hotel will be perfect, okay?

Giovanni: I don't know? I just want to know.

Kaylee: Fine, a hotel is it. When are we leaving?

Kaylee: I mean, there is no specific thing. We just like to have fun no matter what

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TEXT MESSAGE ⇄ KAYLEE

Giovanni: I will be staying at my parents house. I just didn't think you'd want to stay there, because you're not my girlfriend or anything.

Giovanni: Details please?

Kaylee: I'm fine with whatever.

Kaylee: why do you need details?

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TEXT MESSAGE ⇄ KAYLEE

Giovanni: You can have your own hotel room, I promise.

Giovanni: What kind of fun though?

Kaylee: Oh thank god, but why aren't you staying in a hotel instead of at your parents house?

Kaylee: All of the fun, all of the time.

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TEXT MESSAGE ⇄ KAYLEE

Giovanni: Ew. Why would I need to share a bed with you?

Giovanni: Like I said before, you're not my type. I like brunettes.

Kaylee: I don't know, but glad I don't have too!

Kaylee: But blondes have more fun!

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TEXT MESSAGE ⇄ KAYLEE

Giovanni: I knew you'd come in clutch, babe.

Giovanni: You're everyone's type? That's a lie.

Kaylee: Just as long as I don't have to share a bed with you or anything.

Kaylee: It's the truth, wtf.