The Weekday Hangover

Attempting to make a career out of talking about my feelings and making people uncomfortable 

[kayleewolf]

“NO. No no no. I don't want to screw you. I just love you. When did who you want to screw become the whole game? Since when is the person you want to screw the only person you get to love? It's so stupid, Tiny! I mean, Jesus, who even gives a fuck about sex?! People act like it's the most important thing humans do, but come on. How can our sentient fucking lives revolve around something slugs can do. I mean, who you want to screw and whether you screw them? Those are important questions, I guess. But they're not that important. You know what's important? Who would you die for? Who do you wake up at five forty-five in the morning for even though you don't even know why he needs you? Whose drunken nose would you pick?!”

John Green

[kayleenwolf]

I’m not at the point currently where I’m willing to let someone new into my life, but if I ever decide to do that whole “being in a relationship” thing again, I decided to write down some qualities that I find really important. Some of these obviously come with time, and can’t be expected to...

[kayleewolf]

Lunch time

Dear young adults who are on your work lunch with the water guns, Can I play?! Puhleeze! Sincerely, The girl who just sat in what was hopefully BBQ sauce on the bench to the left

[kayleewolf]

List of things that are depressing to me:

1) Dogs that are stuck with crazy people. No dog deserves to have a crack dad. 2) The thought of starting an OkCupid account 3) Watching 80's and 90's high school movies and realizing life will never be that cool. 4) Accepting the fact that there will never, ever, be another midnight Harry Potter premiere.

[cecyyoung]

[kayleewolf]

Vintage Inspired 

[kayleewolf]

My present to myself. #treatyoself #Corgi

[kayleewolf]

Look what I got in the mail today!!! Best birthday ever! #gradschoolathogwarts?! #almostpeed #happybirthdaytome

[psych-facts]

Maybe there’s something you’re afraid to say, or someone you’re afraid to love, or somewhere you’re afraid to go. It’s gonna hurt. It’s gonna hurt because it matters.

John Green (via psych-facts)

[kayleewolf]

I googled "Janky Tents" for a class project and found this little gem. Google is the best. 

[kayleewolf]

Some text.

I am going to try to be better at posting. Not that anyone is probably dying for my next paragraph of ramblings, but because I enjoy it. Who knows, maybe someone will enjoy my sadistic attempt at humor. 

I also get a kick out of documenting my life and writing in a journal gives me hand cramps. Alors, je suis ici. 

I was up late last night because of the Internet (as per usual) and starting reading a thread on James joyce. He was a randy little guy. His love letters to Nora would sometimes start out, "To my darling little fuckbird." I find this slightly adorable.

Maybe I've been watching too many period dramas lately, but there is something innately female about wanting someone to be so crazy about you, that they write you love letters and can't stand to be apart from you. Romeo and Juliet? We love that shit. Unfortunately, if that were to happen in real life, the modern woman (or at least myself) would get turned off because someone like Joyce would be way too nice and way too clingy.  As women, (this is a huge generalization)   we love stories about lovers being kept apart, because the hottest thing is the what you can't have. In reality, we don't really want to be fawned over. We want someone to have their own life. However, I don't think would mind constant reminders (whether in letter form or otherwise) of how hot my significant other thinks I am and how much he wants to sleep with me all the time. Maybe that's why I get such a kick out of romance novels. The women were always desired. They were always irresistible. That's how I want to feel on the daily. Oh and of course, I want them to think I'm smart and funny and all that jazz.

Perhaps in a past life I was a 19th century French mistress. 

Here is my favorite excerpt I found:

"Time fly on quickly. I want to go back to my love, my life, my star, my little strange-eyed Ireland." 

[kayleewolf]

My new ride. Pictures can't do it justice. #blueheronbikes

[ariml]

[kayleewolf]

Curling iron/ torture device score from Grandmas.

[flowers-for-yulia-deactivated20]

I couldn’t live where there were no trees— something vital in me would starve.

L.M. Montgomery, Anne’s House of Dreams (via vineetkaur)

[larmoyante]

Cherish your solitude. Take trains by yourself to places you have never been. Sleep out alone under the stars. Learn how to drive a stick shift. Go so far away that you stop being afraid of not coming back. Say no when you don’t want to do something. Say yes if your instincts are strong, even if everyone around you disagrees. Decide whether you want to be liked or admired. Decide if fitting in is more important than finding out what you’re doing here.

Eve Ensler 

I do

(via vineetkaur)

[kayleewolf]

Best present ever! Thanks Sarah B! #sharkweekdigs

[kayleewolf]

Happy early Easter from Carl. As you can tell, he is very excited for this upcoming holiday.