Nick

He/him Side blog - I like and follow from @kayninemutt Knightposting blog

[kaynineknight]

the knight is going on a brief hiatus trip to the mountains to slay a dragon

[knightclubbing]

I'm not that good at being a knight

[princecloudd]

prince whose hands and feet are perpetually cold in wintertime and pet space heater knight who takes their warming duties very seriously

[knightclubbing]

i gave my liege a snack that was too spicy for them and now im due to be immolated tomorrow. sorry everyone

[byjove]

*spelling words out so my knight doesn’t get too excited* I’ve been thinking of sending him on a Q-U-E-S-T to save a M-A-I-D-E-N from a D-R-A-G-O-N. He’s been a very good boy lately.

[laceration-d0ll]

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

[finnegeanscake]

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

[princelyscum]

i'm bored i NEED to torment my knight until my heart is pure once more.

[princelyscum]

or until i get put in my place. who knows. who cares.

[knightclubbing]

"id kiss a knight" "i want to kiss a knight" "i want to date a knight" "kiss your local knight today" "i need to kiss knights" but would a knight kiss YOU? humble yourself

[confirmed-and-contorted]

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

[kaynineknight]

the prince asked me to come sit next to him in the most casual voice imaginable. Sir, you cannot just say things like that.

[kaynineknight]

The prince offered me half of his dessert. HALF. Does he understand what he is doing to me?

[kaynineknight]

The prince called my voice "soothing". I have not spoken since. I don't want to prove him wrong.

[kaynineknight]

The knight attempted to open a bag of chips in full gauntlets. The chips have won.

[graceless-squire]

A daunting battle indeed, Milord. Might I aid you in this endeavour?

*Steals a chip after opening it as per 'the tax'

[kaynineknight]

Thank you, dear Squire. You may have another chip if you do not tell anybody about my failures.

[kaynineknight]

The knight insists he is not tired but has walked into the same doorway twice.

[kaynineknight]

The knight has blocked someone mildly annoying. The kingdom is safe another day.

[kaynineknight]

Someone waved at me and I waved back but it was for someone behind me. I must flee the kingdom.