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lesbianshepard

male villain: i’ve killed and manipulated people for my own betterment and feel no remorse

me: wow i wonder how our heroes are going to take this guy down! he’s evil!

female villain: i’ve killed and manipulated people for my own betterment and feel no remorse

me:

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Mulan (1998) // Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)

sheabutterbitch

I’m so proud of myself for making it through the week. I’m proud of you, too.

chaos--themralds

kolbye

Jesus said good morning kings let’s get this bread

thechaotictrickster

This bitch in da grave

Yeast

crispy

Juliet gazed across her balcony and said, “It’s over Romeo, I have the high ground”

anxietyproblem

tomjane

areyouanerd

You giveth love, a defil’d name

velmasdinkleys

the queen has returned

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deepdickpizza

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an actual video of me in any math class ever.

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crying at what someones tagged this

glaswegian ya fool

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bardnuts

this episode was so stressful

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My heart couldn’t take it

thebootydiaries

*walks into room labelled employees only*

Employee: hey this room is for employees only

Me: then how am I standing here?

Manager: damn ur hired

professorduck

dyscomancer

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

dyscomancer

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

dyscomancer

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

dyscomancer

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

dyscomancer

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them