[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[stuckinapril]

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[stillfuckingtired]

Brain fog is not an adequate descriptor, actually. Fog can be kinda nice and beautiful and ethereal and refreshing. The thing we’re describing is more like a brain BOG; everything moves slow like you’re wading through water, it’s clunky and heavy and you keep getting stuck in the mud. It’s uncomfortable and inconvenient and everything takes so much effort. You lost a shoe, probably.

[animentality]

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?

[melissax777]

I like mine obsessed and touchy

[stuckinapril]

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[pansyfemme]

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

[pansyfemme]

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

[radical-revolution]

[butchdykecxck]

did you know if you wrap your hand around my throat while on top of me my pupils turn into heart shapes?

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times

[the-quasar-hero]

Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

[lordmeowdemort]

I dont care what you're referring to. You are right.

[kosmogrl]

[rosieandthemoon]

vintage box inlay

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[dosesxmimosas]

BIG MOOD: me + you, a cabin in the mountains, sitting in the hot tub, drink in hand, not a care in the world