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[themeliona]

Oh. my god. she is so beautiful i can’t stop drawing her every canvas has balloras everywhera AAAAAAA😭😭💖

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Here’s part 2, inspired by one of @skeletoninthemelonland ‘s designs!

[hi-intrepid-heroes]

NEVER getting over this exchange

[islandoforder]

a lil 'binxhera is SO important to me' manifesto so i can think about anything else today:

first of all people often have misconceptions about asexuality and whether ace people can be in relationships, and to see andhera and binx so thoroughly romance each other, to promise each other a home, to kiss, all while andhera is canonically and openly ace meant so much!!

is there anything more poignant than being what a paladin devotes themself to???

it's finding comfort and stability in each other but still staying with their original courts, sharing their domains

it's the eternal promise of a home and affection and devotion from someone who lost all of that to someone who never had it

it's the eternal promise of a friend at your back and a protector in the dark from someone who never had that either

it's the regency hand touch and darcy flex

it's knowing andhera in the dark from the scent of storms alone, it's recognising binx immediately from her eyes

it's binx's only request when andhera joined their court was to remove the shard/help them to be free

it's two people who showed up to the bloom alone finding their friends, their courts, an eternal companion

it's kneeling to each other, a gentle kiss in the rain, walking hand in ungloved hand into the mortal realm to explore their new world together

what i'm really saying is give it up for surena and omar bc i will be verklempt about these two for a WHILE

[sylvansleuth]

The Seven  //  Premieres August 18

[kchronicles]

cloe: kez sit down.

kez: NO. bitch.

peter: kezri sit down.

kez: fine okay if you insist.

[kchronicles]

kez, tweeting: “who the fuck is burning down my kitchen???”

cloe, also tweeting: “making breakfast for my best friend 😌😌”

[kchronicles]

keziah: so what are things like in your universe?

kezri: well i’m a senior research officer at OSCORP, my best friends are cloe jameson and hayden connors, and i go to NYU

keziah: i don’t know what half of those things are

kezri: oh! and i’m dating peter parker

keziah:

keziah, gagging: YOURE WHAT

[brisbookmark]

Pre TLT Luke Castellan hcs because that man has me in a chokehold

- He loves funnel cake

- Can and will kill for some good ass funnel cake, constantly sneaks out to carnivals to get some and he’ll have powdered sugar left on his face

- He screams in lowercase, idk how to explain that

- Luke has one game controller he uses, and refuses to use anything else- he just won’t play if he can’t use his (broken or whatever)

- the Stolls steal it sometimes to fuck with him

- He really sucks at Call of Duty but plays it anyways because it’s the only game they’ve been lucky enough to steal

- secretly always wanted to try Minecraft

- he loves keychains and collects them

- his best friend is Lee Fletcher, and god are they a duo

- Luke likes dog tags, he secretly thinks they’re really sexy so he gets one for himself to wear but he always loses it or leaves it in the shower or gets the chain tangled so it’s a mess

- he has a hot pink toothbrush, since the Stolls do all the hygiene runs and they just always bring him a pink one

- he’s cool with it

- He’s an Aquarius (rebel at heart, highly intelligent, independent and assertive, runs from emotional expression)

- he smells like sandalwood and vanilla on a good day

- when he’s writing a letter to someone cute or someone he likes he’ll add the curl on top of his a’s

- He always offers to get Dionysus beer or the closest thing he can cuz he’s nice like that (even if it doesn’t really work)

- His face scar isn’t the only one he has

- He’s got one across his shoulder, and some on his torso, man pretty much got mauled (makes more sense to me because it feels more traumatizing to validate Chiron cancelling all quests)

- the one on his face is special because he can’t really cover it, and even though Ladon cut his eye (the scars right under it and leads down to his jawline), it’s almost as if the dragon opened his eyes to everything that’s wrong with the gods

- when it fades over and isn’t as bloody it almost looks like a tear

- sometimes he’ll trace the scars when he’s laying down with his fingers and it sends him into slight anxiety attacks when he runs his finger and the scar keeps going, it’s so long and horrifying looking it makes him feel sick

- He sleeps on his back or kinda spread out so he doesn’t have to feel his scars underneath him

- He prefers to sleep in the dark, pitch black and can’t look in mirrors for the first few weeks, at least with his body.

- He’s scared of himself.

- Three weeks after his quest he’s just heading off to bed early after the campfire and one of the younger new campers gets up and hugs him goodnight. Luke’s shirt rides up a bit and he freezes but the short kid just hugs him closer and that changes everything for him.

- Instead of taking his shirt off to work out or smth he just cuts the sleeves off so it’s not so hot

- Swims in surf shirts that are really tight though and outlines his abs and nice ass titties so 👁👁

- He hates picking strawberries for camp, he loves the smell but isn’t exactly a gardener and doesn’t prefer it

- Whenever it’s his duty he kinda just has the kids throw strawberries at his mouth so he can catch them like popcorn throwing

- Chiron swats him with his tail when he sees him goofing off but he means well

- On Thalia’s birthday he always goes to her tree with a slice of cake for her

- “Well if you’re not gonna eat it I guess I will”

- and does his secret handshake with her just against the tree

- He’s got really pretty eyelashes, the Aphrodite girls are jealous

- Luke’s cheeks go pink really easily at the smallest things

- His favorite color is bronze/ orange

- But orange is always kinda hard to find things for yknow it’s an odd color so if anyone asks for birthday purposes or handouts he always says red

- His heart skips when they know him well enough to get orange anyways

- He rolls his sleeves up and tucks a pencil behind his ear when he’s teaching younger kids

- and he loves history

- Has a small fascination with history facts and wars and random events he’ll recite stuff to anyone who will listen

- And he’s really bad at math until you put it into money terms (Hermes things)

- just make all the numbers into currency and he’s got you in seconds

- He’s got a really raspy husky morning voice and doesn’t bother to clear his throat for a while

- Luke can play the lyre wonderfully but he’s pretty embarrassed about it so he just tells everyone he can play guitar

- Guitar campfire songs

- But if you’re lucky enough to hear him play the lyre with his long fingers and sing,, oh boy

- He has a good singing voice for late night singing to sleep, not like the most amazing trained thing for concerts, but just imagine sitting next to him with your shoulder on him and he hums, straight magic

- He likes wearing rings but constantly loses them too

[madamewalburga]

You see, the thing is: people love to think of the Titan Army as heartless traitors who left their family behind to join Kronos's evil cause.

But that's not how it was.

The Titan Army most probably didn't join Kronos's cause, rather, they believed in Luke's.

They were a bunch of teenagers, mostly comprised of Cabin Eleven campers (it is safe to assume that majority of them were unclaimed demigods) who had been under Luke's leadership for years. And even if they were not from Cabin Eleven, Luke was a respected counselor in camp. Those teenagers had seen how unfair it was for their fellow half-bloods to be treated as extras, so when Luke said he could make a better world, they joined him.

Why wouldn't they?

Luke was the camp's golden boy, he was their leader.

And to Cabin Eleven, he was their big brother.

(Luke did not realize it but he was actually a lot like Hermes--in which he never gave up on family. Because that's why he fought right? For a better life for his family.)

The Titan Army weren't good heroes turned evil. They were children who believed they were doing something good.

Children who wholeheartedly believed they would change the world for the better.

Up until their rebellion, they were campers. Being a camper was probably the only way they knew how to live as demigods. They most probably had that set up as well.

Luke and the other older campers planned camp activities such as campfires and sing-alongs and all that to lessen the anxiety of them going to war. They knew they were at a disadvantage, so they did everything to make things more comfortable for the younger ones.

These all changed of course, when Luke became Kronos's host. The Titan of Time sitting down with children around a fire? Pft.

It was such a drastic change for everyone, to see their leader act so differently.

In the earlier days, when Kronos was asleep and Luke was awake, Luke would hang out with the younger kids. That was until his body started becoming more Kronos than Luke.

And the Titan Army learned that the hard way.

(Once, there was a Hephaestus kid, probably age 8, who asked "Luke" to play with him, showing him his new cool figurine made from scraps from the forgery. But Luke was asleep then and Kronos was in charge. Let's just say the Titan Lord did not appreciate children using their resources for their toys.

When Luke woke, he had to attend a funeral of an eight year old boy.)

They were children who believed they were bringing a brighter future for fellow half-bloods. But when you're surrounded with so much hate and violence, it's hard not to be hateful and violent.

You can't be allies with monsters without turning into one.

Maybe that's why Chris never came back to the Titan Army.

Maybe that's why some demigods chose to return to Camp Half-Blood.

Maybe that's why Luke sought Annabeth, his family, to run away with him.

The Titan Army were never heartless traitors who left their family behind to join Kronos's evil cause.

Well, they weren't always.

But somewhere along their journey, the lines blurred and they had to be what they had to be to fight for the recognition and freedom they so yearned for.

To protect the family that they love so much.

No matter the cost.

The war always wins, after all.

[ezra-squall]

Sleepovers

Percy, at 2AM: Annabeth what if 'O' was the only vowel

Annabeth: Percy please stop these are 4 AM thoughts, not 2 AM thoughts.

Percy: JOSON

Annabeth: *cracks up*

Jason, from the floor mattress: PORCY

Piper, entering the room: For gods' sake I come back with snacks to this?

Annabeth, whispering: popor pass the popcorn

Leo: *wheezing* FRONK GIVE HOZOL A KISS

Frank: *doubled over* SHUT UP LOO

Hazel: WOLL GIVE NI- SORRY, NOC-

Will: Yes come here let me kith you No-

Nico: NICO SAYS NOCO

Nico: I'M OUT OF HERE

Percy and Jason: *currently clutching their stomachs, dying on the floor* FRONK

[hayden-rose-deactivated20221217]

Nico: [lays head on Will’s lap]

Will: Oh, you tired?

Nico: No, just practicing my funeral pose.

Will:

Will: Nico, why?

[jester-complex]

solangelo headcanon: nico can't understand a word will says when he's yelling. his southern accent comes out and it just sounds like gibberish to him.

on the other hand,

when nico is upset he speaks with a very thick Italian accent or just Italian and will just kind of blankly stares at him until nico notices.

[caffeinatedflumadiddlebutpjo]

Will, to himself: William Solace di Angelo. William di Angelo Solace. William di Angelo. Damnit, there are too many options-

Nico: um, Will?

Will: one second, I'm trying to figure something out.

Nico: Sure, take your time.

Will: Nico Solace di Angelo. Nico di Angelo Solace. Nico Solace. Hmm...

Nico: Is... Is this a yes? Can I stand up now or do I stay on one knee?

Will: Wait - I didn't answer you?!?!

Nico: you did not. You just started trying to figure out our surname immediately.

Will: Fuck, damnit. Yes. Yes, I’ll marry you! Nico, I am so sorry-

Nico: It's fine. I did the same thing when you proposed yesterday.

Leo, in the background: yeah, about that. How many times are you two going to propose?

Kayla: would you like to enter our betting pool? My money is on that it’ll stop when they pick out their last name

[caffeinatedflumadiddlebutpjo]

So, canonically, Hades has made attempts at figuring out how to do some mortal dad things for Nico’s sake, which is sweet, but now I’m imagining other “normal” parent things he’s trying out and getting hilariously wrong.

Parents cook for their kids, right? Fuck it, Hades is gonna give his demigod child a burnt offering.

Parent-teacher conferences? He just calls Chiron out of the blue and is either like ‘make Nico train harder’ or ‘make Nico take a break’ before ending the call without waiting for a response.

Chores are thing, aren’t they? Guess who gets do a bunch of obnoxious, annoying, and unnecessary Underworld-related tasks!

Demigods would want pets too, right? Okay, Nico. Cerberus is yours. Have fun.

Nico’s ‘allowance’ is literally like…. 10,000 drachmas a week.

Persephone once told him that kids tend to act out if they’re hungry or tired, so whenever Nico says something snappy he just gives him food or tells him to go to bed. Nico is always so offended by it.

They’re in the Fields of Punishment and every time something violent happens Hades reaches over and covers Nico’s eyes. Nico does not understand what is happening. Hades doesn’t either, but he knows other parents do it, so why not? (Actually, it’s not whenever anything violent happens. It’s just random bc Hades doesn’t know why parents do it. Nico could be reading a book and Hades is just there covering Nico’s eyes for no reason at all).

Lastly, this guy just… doesn’t have a clue what to do about Will. He finds no consistent mortal guidance on how to handle this and is low key stressed about the whole thing. Does he pretend like he doesn’t know? Does he ask about it? Does he threaten Will? Does he give Will a gift?

Hades goes with yes to all of them… which is how Will walked into his cabin to find a very nice magical gift from Hades with a note saying he better watch his back. When Nico asks his dad what that was about Hades is just like “Oh, you’re dating someone? I had no idea. How’s that going? After this we will never speak of it again.”

[kchronicles]

kidnappers: we have your kid

jack: be more specific

kidnappers: he's been singing toxic on a loop for 4 hours

jack: oh, peter... you can keep him

kidnappers: no please

[letsbekidsagainithinkididitwrong]

I have House of Anubis head canons and you’re going to hear them

First off just to make it clear: Fabian and Mara only last halfway through college and then he realises she’s CRAZY and tells her to get a therapist and she does thankfully but nobody ever hears from her again. Like Mick.

Alfie and Willow break up before college but stay friends they’re both bi (everyone except KT was bi) and date a bunch of people and even set each other up a few times before they each find the right person. Alfie moves to LA and gets YouTube famous for conspiracy theory videos.

Right before Eddie heads back to America his dad tells him that since he’s no longer the Osirian he can go see Nina. Eddie wonders why his dad thinks he would want to, and Eric decides to do one thing right and tell his ‘son’ the truth:  Ninas gran is their birth fathers mother, and Eddie’s mom is their birth mothers sister. Eric split them up because he realised the curse that comes with being the chosen ones is what killed their parents. They’re twins. Eddie was born exactly 7 minutes after Nina. Their parents died the day they turned 7 months old. Eric told his wife that Nina died with their parents and told their gran the same about Eddie. He had a hypnotist block his memories of Nina so the cult wouldn’t know it was them and so he wouldn’t screw up and let Eddie know he had a sister so they’d never be in the same place, but clearly that backfired.  Eddie goes straight to see Nina. She already knows. She felt herself stop being the chosen one when he gave up his own powers. Her gran passed earlier that week. She was going through the attic and found their birth certificates and a baby picture of the two of them with on the back written ‘‘Nina and Eddie 3 months”.  She’s packing to go see him when he shows up. They meet up with Patricia in New York after spending the summer with his mom.

KT was absolutely a lesbian and she and Amber date for a few years, they live together in London, but Amber runs a fashion company and always puts her job first and needs a hallmark Christmas kind of love story to get it together, so KT dumps her and moves to New York to be closer to Eddie And Patricia and Nina

Joy and Jerome make it. Somehow they’re the worlds most perfect couple. Never fight just solid and supportive. They stay in England but they still talk to everyone.

Patricia and Eddie stay their bickering and in love selves. They are ALWAYS fighting about something, but it’s never a real fight it’s just them being them. The closest they ever come to breaking up is just because Joy and Jerome are already married with a baby and Eddie still hasn’t proposed so Patricia thinks he doesn’t want to marry her and

““Of course I want to marry you, Yacker! I just thought you didn’t want to get married!”

“Of course I want to marry you DOOFUS!”

So they get engaged. Nina and Piper totally take over the wedding planning.

Right before the wedding Fabian takes a job in New York. The first thing he does is pop into Nina’s work. Her assistant says that an adorable British puppy is outside the door and she FREAKS OUT. Fixes her hair and make up really fast while her assistant lets him in. The moment they see each other it’s like no time has past and she runs into his arms. They catch up over dinner. They get back together.

They are all together for the first time in so long at Trixie and Eddie’s wedding. Alfie and Jerome make a HORRIBLE toast. Joy is livid at Poppy’s babysitting skills and checks her phone 1000 times. Joy and Nina finally bond cause it’s what they deserve. Amber and KT and Alfie are super uncomfortable exes and it’s hilariously paralleled by what good exes Alfie and Willow are. Eddie and Patricia get married in his hometown and her parents are so out of their element. Everyone has the time of their lives and all of a sudden at the reception the double doors blow open and Victor is standing their like WHERE THE FUCK WAS MY INVITATION MS. WILLIAMSON