♣️♦️cornelius♥️♠️

she/he I'm on ao3 you should maybe check me out if you want to

[skelerangart]

Someone always has to be left behind

Bonus more lighthearted version:

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[lenaikart]

Jetko post

“I hope he gets food poisoning from this shitty tea.” “dawwg a fresh water without chunks of soil this drink is on fucking another level”

[knightsickness]

love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing

[pansyfemme]

hits your cervix with my car

[ithinkihaveanaddictionproblem]

what

[pansyfemme]

beep beep

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[itsjesscapade]

[mickedy]

A SMOKE has been added to your inventory.

[toxiccaves]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

[merymeou]

Bloodymary can have a little culture shock. As a treat

[monsterpotion]

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

[monsterpotion]

oh its bad back there.

[shamebats]

OP's pronouns are she/they.

[pixilatedcorgi]

“My transition has been about setting myself free, not about finding another set of gender norms to adhere to.”

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

[ksesha674]

[catmask]

does a single vivziepop character leave the onceler BMI bracket or are they all build like garden shed tools

[jellyfishesarecooler]

none of these words are in the bible

[catmask]

oh yes they are

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a g caact a t c act a t a ga t t a t a t ga t a

Closest match: Symphodus rostratus genome assembly, chromosome: 15 Common name: Pointed-Snout Wrasse

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[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

​still genuinely might be the best own ive ever seen in my fucking life

[onedappercreature]

I thinking pouring your heart into this song regardless of whether or not you've ever even been to West Virginia is a universal experience