♣️♦️cornelius♥️♠️

she/he I'm on ao3 you should maybe check me out if you want to

[cattoonxd]

Child of war

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[drangel76]

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

[drangel76]

special mention to everyone ive seen quoting that one floradinn "and i been liiiiiiickin it"

[huariqueje]

Flower Still Life - Olle Hjortzberg , 1942.

Swedish, 1872-1959

Oil on panel , 81 x 100 cm.

[up-the-anti]

hes right... i am a murderer. but until six months ago, i was just an ordinary high school girl...

au creds to @olekaskota thanks for making me obsessed with this GOT DAMN movie now i cant think about anything else

[penandinkprincess]

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

[penandinkprincess]

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

[penandinkprincess]

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

[justasmidgx]

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

[penandinkprincess]

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

[baradragon]

christianity being a real facet of peoples lives instead of something you grow out of is killing me what do you mean youre 19 and still believe that mission trips are a positive force in the world

[huariqueje]

Ducks on the lakeshore (Lake Constance, Hard) - Alexander Max Koester.

German , 1864-1932

Oil on canvas , 63 x 87.5 cm. 24.8 x 34.4 in.

[allesiathehedge]

I love this 'Ralsei being a tree/root system under the hometown' theory. It does make sense a lot to me especially how he "teleported' between Dark Worlds and such.

And... Bonus (?)

[p1nkc4lyps0]

we got a full house.

[johndoe-lesbo]

do not. Sell my husband twelve fascinating issues of Zoobooks and the Tiger Poster.

[sunderwight]

Isekai where the main character is just, incredibly stoked to be there.

It's not even that the setting or scenario is especially appealing, not like, incel transmigrates into man who has harem pheromones or lifelong weakling becomes the demon queen or etc, MC is thrilled because five minutes ago they were dead and for several years before that they were terminally ill and now they're not either of those things.

Local villagers are like, please help us the dark magic blight is killing our crops and poisoning our wells, and MC is just like, yeah sure I'll help! I love wells! The sky is beautiful and doing stuff is amazing! Come, take my hand and look at this rainbow, and also this spider web, and also these really neat shadows, oh wait that's the ever-encroaching evil lol nvm although it is pretty cool looking. Yeah okay I'll carry your sacred light talisman into the catacombs to help stave off the Dark One's awakening. My calendar's clear so why not? Let's bring along a packed lunch and make it a picnic! If the Dark One does awaken anyway maybe he likes little finger sandwiches. Who doesn't, right?

[muffinlance]

Free isekai? In this economy?

YES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE--

[jester-complex]

mind you I can hardly see the neighboring houses through all the smoke

[galaxia-art]

pov: grace tries to explore outside the biodome, only to find himself in a first person horror game in a foggy pitch dark hellscape with many alien rock spiders, scuttling in and out of the darkness. at least they're all friendly!

[jester-complex]

who knew that spending hours in awful smoky air and then getting your period and then drinking a bit too much and then getting three hours of sleep and listening to arguing children makes you feel kinda crazy

[arrimorr]

[depressin-k]

2O12 LEOCHI AS PROMISED!!!

feed, my fellow leochi addicts.

[apufferfishy]

Okay so, i have been reading some (a lot) of BloodyMary fanfic and in most of them we see a somewhat nieve and reserved Grace and a more experienced and well lived Simon.

Now these are valid interpretations and i love them.

But i honestly think they are the complete opposite and i will stand by this.

Ryland "the last time a stranger game me a pill was in college" Grace, whose first response to a traumatic situation is to drink 3 bags of vodka, and once called someone a waste of carbon in a important convention, is not nieve and reserved in any sense of the word. He was that guy in college that showed up wasted for a presentation and still got a full grade. If you don't see him as Aroace, i could see him as a "friendly ley" kinda situation, he got around.

Simon "grew up in a cult" Ironlung, who drank rubbing alcohol because he did not know the difference, spent most of his 20s locked in prison, would not knowwhat to do with Grace. I will tell you, i would be very shocked if this man was not a blushing virgin for most things in live, he is rude, traumatized and often reacts with anger but this man has no experience with anything.