╰☆╮ICE PRINCESS.

i'm so cold, I'm dripping ICICLES. i go and take your man, that man might miss you. spent his whole commission on my neck and ear, to stand around me need to have your winter gear.

[kciaa-blog1]

tcriabates:

Who want’s to talk about something that has nothing to do with boxing?

FINALLY. If I hear one more person run their mouth about Mayweather and the Irish guy, I’m going to scream. 

...anyways, what’s on your mind?

[kciaa-blog1]

While everyone else is obsessing over this fight. 💆🏻

[kciaa-blog1]

taliaxthewriter:

Ooookay, clearly sarcasm or a sense of humor aren’t your strong suits. I wasn’t THAT out of breath, but working out after a long break is tough.

I’d like to think I have a good sense of sarcasm and humour, contrary to what you might think. But I digress, since I really don’t care for your opinion. Anyways, I completely agree! During my stay at Betty Ford, they told me to stay away from the exercise room --- they were so scared that my organs would cave in if I lifted a weight, since I was as frail as a string bean. My first workout after rehab felt like my lungs were set on fire, it was complete agony.

[kciaa-blog1]

caelumeverett:

What a dreadful hour to be awake … on the plus side, McGregor versus Mayweather is hours upon us — I’m obsessed with this fight.

I don't mean to put a damper on your excitement, but I really don’t understand why either of them are such a huge draw. Seriously, what is the deal with this fight?

[jimdrugfree]

[queenoftheicex]

I just worked out for the first time in a really long time…Are you supposed to feel like death is imminent?

[kciaa-blog1]

I'm usually a little breathless after my workouts, but if you're feeling like 'death is imminent' - as you so happily put it -, you should probably get some medical attention.

[kciaa-blog1]

caelumeverett:

I’m on it, once we find out who released that intimate content? Our Lawyers will setting the movement for printing fresh Benjamin’s. So, performance huh?

Do you have any guesses on who it could be? Someone may have leaked it just for kicks, that’s what Internet trolls usually do when they lack a social life.

...if you’re thinking I watched it, nope. If I wanted to get off, I’d watch legal porn or something --- privacy invasion is a major turn-off.

[kciaa-blog1]

nanaharasan:

I shouldn’t be spending my money on going to the hair salon and getting a new hair color, but I was so tired of my own hair I needed a change, so here I am. I’ll probably regret this decision in a week or so.

Sometimes you just have to splurge a little to be happy, you know? What color did you dye your hair?

[kciaa-blog1]

blooodxfeather:

You aren’t wrong. It seems like I’ve seen more people say they couldn’t see it than could. At least the people selling glasses made a small fortune.

Exactly. Unless you were one of the losers who drove hours to the path of totality, chances are you couldn’t see squat. I guess that’s the one good thing to come out of it, yeah. 7-Eleven gets to stay in business for a little while longer, I’m not complaining.

[kciaa-blog1]

notaladdin:

I feel like I should grab a… what is it? One of those… megaphones, and yell it out for everyone to hear. And that is true. If you’re famous and have money, apparently your personal life matters none. It also counts for royalty, too. 

You should, people need to get things through their thick skulls. Invading celebrities’ privacy is not worth the five seconds of pleasure --- if people wanted to get off, couldn’t they have watched porn, or something? They have no regard over our personal lives and feelings, it’s disgusting.

[kciaa-blog1]

thekateone:

…..yes.

What, is your boss Satan personified, or something?

[kciaa-blog1]

tayloreps:

Yeah, like there was no agreement for this to go past one night so I don’t see what the problem is.

Did you get to let them down, at least? The last thing you'd want is a clingy person stuck to you like a leech.

[foureyesandhugs-blog]

Monday morning hangover, hey. 🙇🏻‍♀️😞

[kciaa-blog1]

Is your job so bad that you have to get drunk on a Sunday night?

[caelumeverett-blog]

Being caught with your pants down has its advantages.. I’m the most searched name on PornHub and Google. Everything’s coming up Milhouse.

[kciaa-blog1]

Pornhub and Google? I’m usually only trending on one or the other, good for you. Shouldn't you be getting royalties from them for that little... performance of yours?

[kciaa-blog1]

tayloreps:

Because you don’t actually have to speak? I’m not really sure, I probably slept with her and didn’t call her back or something

As much as I love to hear myself talk, I really don’t like talking to other people --- so yeah, that’s a valid reason. What I do - well, what I used to do - is just block them. They’re called one night stands for a reason... I can only stand to see them for one night, and after that, they’re not worth my time.

[kciaa-blog1]

blooodxfeather:

I don’t know, but I know I don’t give a shit about the eclipse.

That makes two of us. The people who are freaking out the most won’t even be able to see it, I don’t see why their panties are such in a twist.

[youtappedout]