AN: Hi there everyone! We're a new headcanons and fics blog here to share our thoughts on all the KDH characters. This one is just some general thoughts on the Saja Boys, but we'll do some stuff for the girls soon! Maybe some spicy thoughts too 👀
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Mystery 🔮
Oldest of the group
Like super old actually- Remembers very little of his human life
Was always pretty shy and socially awkward though
Struggled to make friends and communicate
Doesn't know what to do with attention most of the time but loves getting it
Secretly really enjoys sweets
Is he a dog? No. Has he chased a car before? Perhaps.
Abby 💪
Youngest of the group, died in the 90s
Fellas is it gay to kiss your homies goodnight? Don't care
100% listened to N'Sync when he was alive, unironically
Always wanted to be in a boy band
Has a crush on Romance
Knows Romance has a crush on him
Says nothing
Does he spend time each day oiling up his abs? Of course
Comes out to show the to the boys each time. They are not as impressed as he is
Knows how to do hair and makeup and really enjoys it
Romance ❤️
Second youngest of the group, died in late 1800s to early 1900s
Guilty pleasure is trashy romance novels. Knows they're bad and likes them anyway
Can easily flirt with anyone, UNLESS 👆 he likes them back. Then he's all thumbs
Blushes and sputters if his crush flirts with him
Which is Abby by the way
Has no idea Abby likes him back
Spends at least two hours on his hair every morning
If you hear crying from the bathroom, it's because he has no idea what he's doing
Baby 🍭
Second oldest of the group
Was a spoiled privileged prissy rich boy
Has an oral fixation what who said that
The instant he's off camera has SUCH an attitude problem
Gets a tongue piercing to try and seem more grown up
Doesn't spend time on his hair, but if you mess it up you will be throttled
Has an addiction to shitty mobile games, mostly stat builders
Prefers sour and spicy flavored candies
Has secret stashes of candy everywhere, you will never find it all
Jinu 🐯
Such a workaholic
Can't relax to save his life - part of why he and Rumi work so well
Works all the boys to the bone
Is known to play (non-harmful) pranks on people
Specifically pranks that you're not sure are pranks until you see him giggling around the corner
His voice may have been a gift but the dancing was NOT
Was very uncoordinated at the beginning of all this
Not particularly good with technology but gets really into YouTube videos (so many lets plays)
Has never actually touched video game
Cannot handle spicy food
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