AN: Hi there everyone! We're a new headcanons and fics blog here to share our thoughts on all the KDH characters. This one is just some general thoughts on the Saja Boys, but we'll do some stuff for the girls soon! Maybe some spicy thoughts too 👀
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Mystery 🔮
Oldest of the group
Like super old actually- Remembers very little of his human life
Was always pretty shy and socially awkward though
Struggled to make friends and communicate
Doesn't know what to do with attention most of the time but loves getting it
Secretly really enjoys sweets
Is he a dog? No. Has he chased a car before? Perhaps.
Abby 💪
Youngest of the group, died in the 90s
Fellas is it gay to kiss your homies goodnight? Don't care
100% listened to N'Sync when he was alive, unironically
Always wanted to be in a boy band
Has a crush on Romance
Knows Romance has a crush on him
Says nothing
Does he spend time each day oiling up his abs? Of course
Comes out to show the to the boys each time. They are not as impressed as he is
Knows how to do hair and makeup and really enjoys it
Romance ❤️
Second youngest of the group, died in late 1800s to early 1900s
Guilty pleasure is trashy romance novels. Knows they're bad and likes them anyway
Can easily flirt with anyone, UNLESS 👆 he likes them back. Then he's all thumbs
Blushes and sputters if his crush flirts with him
Which is Abby by the way
Has no idea Abby likes him back
Spends at least two hours on his hair every morning
If you hear crying from the bathroom, it's because he has no idea what he's doing
Baby 🍭
Second oldest of the group
Was a spoiled privileged prissy rich boy
Has an oral fixation what who said that
The instant he's off camera has SUCH an attitude problem
Gets a tongue piercing to try and seem more grown up
Doesn't spend time on his hair, but if you mess it up you will be throttled
Has an addiction to shitty mobile games, mostly stat builders
Prefers sour and spicy flavored candies
Has secret stashes of candy everywhere, you will never find it all
Jinu 🐯
Such a workaholic
Can't relax to save his life - part of why he and Rumi work so well
Works all the boys to the bone
Is known to play (non-harmful) pranks on people
Specifically pranks that you're not sure are pranks until you see him giggling around the corner
His voice may have been a gift but the dancing was NOT
Was very uncoordinated at the beginning of all this
Not particularly good with technology but gets really into YouTube videos (so many lets plays)
Has never actually touched video game
Cannot handle spicy food
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felix did NOT have a typical childhood and that fucked him up (even tho he won't admit it) and he yearns for a genuine, paternal connection and relationship
so, sometimes when he's alone he'll dress in those embarrassing pajamas he owns, curl up in bed, and watch some old movies and cartoons he remembers watching with venetia as a kid
he always feels so warm and fuzzy when he does this, but he just brushed it off as like. being happy at the rare chance to unwind. but the more he sinks into that feeling, the more he feels kinda helpless
the feeling of being alone gets to him and he seeks more comfort, wether that be with his old teddy or sucking his thumb. it usually works and he drifts off to sleep
he does this for a while before oliver discovers him on accident, all curled up with his thumb in his mouth. felix is absolutely mortified but oliver doesn't mind one bit
oliver tells him that he isn't going to yell or judge him, and that he's here to help in any way he can. felix gets all teary-eyed and hugs him and lets oliver talk to him all sweet and soft
they do some research together, and find a way to make this whole thing comfortable for the both of them. set boundaries, ways to communicate, etc. felix honestly is just thrilled at how oliver always takes such good care of him
they fall into a rhythm of oliver staying over late into the night, helping felix get into that little headspace and making him nice and comfortable for bed. oliver slowly introduces felix to more things to help with his regression as time passes.
felix hates the thought of a pacifier at first, but once oliver assures him its okay and not weird at all, he's hooked. oliver has to convince him to take it out of his mouth to eat and drink.
speaking of eating and drinking-- when they were talking about what they'd do when felix regressed, felix began babbling about all the sweets he wasn't allowed as a kid (the commoner kind) and asked ollie if he could get those kinds of things for him
oliver does, of course, under the circumstance that felix will also eat healthy when he regresses. felix pouts at this
he does, though, because he doesn't want oliver to be upset with him.
he's actually very well-behaved-- only a little bratty and spoiled. he doesn't yell or throw tantrums, but he does pout a lot to try and get his way.
his favorite things to do when he's little are to nap, snack, watch cartoons, and color. he loves laying with oliver and letting ollie pet his hair and hold him nice and close while he dozes off.
oliver always tells him how good and sweet he is, and felix eats it right up. he doesn't speak much when he's regressed, but when he does, its to tell oliver he loves him- and oliver melts. (because felix can't say his r's or l's properly)
its a very beneficial dynamic for the both of them. oliver loves making felix feel so small and safe, and felix loves being taken care of like he's tiny and delicate (and to oliver, he is)
Note that I haven't played the game and haven't watched Markiplier play it in a while.
Also, all headcanons are part of an Au I have where Gregory basically lives at the pizzaplex after the game and Vanessa isn't trying to kill him anymore.
-Gregory regresses from 1-4 and Freddy is his caregiver.
-Sun helps babysit when Freddy is busy
-Gregory has a little backroom closet area in the back of the daycare that is where he usually regresses at when its day time. It's full of toys and stuffed animals. The room is full of blankets and pillows and he even has a blue tent.
-Glamrock Freddy is very protective of smol Gregory.
-Gregory sometimes get snappy and has small tantrums but Freddy is always patient and lets him finish before comforting him.
-Sometimes he wears diaps but only when he fully slips deep and needs them. Freddy always helps him gets changed into them since he's usually too small to do it himself when he needs them. He mainly uses them for comfort but sometimes has accidents.
-Gregory always has his comfort stuffed teddy with him.
-The other animatronics don't mind him regressing but Roxy gets a bit annoyed with him sometimes.
-he is basically nocturnal and sleeps during the day in Freddy's room until its night.
-He is usually pretty playful but if he's really tired, he'd rather be read to or draw.
-uses bottle, sippies, and pacifiers. they all are very calming for him.
-the whole kidcore aesthetic that the Pizzaplex has helps Gregory slip easily.
-Usually regresses in the daycare with Freddy close by
-regressed for the first time when the other animatronics and vanny were trying to kill him. he got really scared from them. After they were back to being normal and he began living there, it took him awhile to get used to the new animatronics and spent a lot of the time small with freddy.
- wears onesies or freddy themed shortalls when little. most of his outfits were either from the lost and found or gift shop.
-Vanessa did become a better person and often buys most of his little gear.
-Gregory isn't fully comfortable regressing around her but accepts the stuff she buys for him. He is slowly becoming more comfortable around her.
Glamrocks + Sun & Moon platonic headcanons: helping reader with schoolwork
(Take a wild guess what I'm struggling with rn)
Glamrock Freddy
ENCOURAGEMENT
Every step of the way, Freddy is saying what a great job you're doing. You figured out an answer? "Well done, superstar!" You're struggling? "Don't give up, superstar, I believe in you!"
Expect a big ol' bear hug when you're done
Glamrock Chica
Queen of emotional support
She'll bring all your favorite snacks and lay them out on the table
Doesn't always understand what you're doing, but explaining it to her will help you learn, right?
Spoiler alert: it does.
Monty
His mindset about this boils down to: the sooner you're done the sooner you two can hang out!
Would suggest eating your schoolwork so you don't have to do it
Yes, even if it's electronic
He'll doodle on your notes while you're not looking
Roxy
Like Monty, she's a little awkward at the whole "helping" thing but she will try!
Turns out, she's great at finding the perfect word choice for essays!
If you're feeling nervous about an upcoming exam, she'll take you to her mirror and make you say nice things about yourself.
Sun
Programmed to be somewhat of a teacher, this is what Sun was made for
I wouldn't be surprised if they were equipped with a built-in calculator
Would probably spill the answer before you have the chance to figure it out
Expect lots of gold star stickers when you're done
Moon
If Sun's got a 4-function calculator, Moon has a TI-84.5 state-of-the-art graphing calculator
Who tf programmed them to do calculus
Knows the answer, but will make you do the work anyway (no matter how much you plead with him)
Will refuse to let you move on until the work is done
While he can come across as oblivious, he's actually scarily perceptive of people's emotions. It's part of being the face of the franchise, and probably more of a curse than a blessing; he's programmed to be able to tell when someone's not having fun, or when they are. The problem is, he's usually so focused on that that he forgets he needs to also be aware of what's around him.
Point being, he bumps into things a lot and also comes across as a bit air-headed at times.
Very much a people-pleaser, but don't feel bad! He genuinely likes seeing people he cares about happy, and his love language is acts of service. He's selfless to a fault.
Someone please let this bear have some time to himself.
⛳️Montgomery Gator⛳️
Almost as competitive as Roxanne, although not quite. Has a tendency to rage when he doesn't win at things but has to rein it in around customers on the rare occasion a kid beats him at golf.
Despite seeming intimidating, he actually gives the best hugs if you're upset. Then he'll threaten to beat up whoever or whatever made you upset. And in some cases, he'll do it.
Has a tendency to say things he doesn't mean, especially when he's in a bad mood, and then double down on it because he's stubborn. He'll come around and apologize after some time to cool off, of course - he's just not the most thoughtful in the heat of the moment. Somewhat of the opposite to Freddy in that he doesn't always consider how what he says affects other people until it's too late.
Resents being labeled as needlessly aggressive a lot - while he has a temper, he'd never intentionally hurt someone he cares about. Honestly, he just needs a healthy output for his frustration.
🎹Roxanne Wolf🎹
Has a sibling-like rivalry with Monty. It's an "I can bully you but nobody else can" deal both ways, where they'll bicker for hours, but if anyone says anything to the other they'll defend them with their lives.
Hates small children with a passion. She much prefers dealing with older kids or teens who see her personality as cool instead of stand-offish.
Queen of self-affirmations; some people think she's insecure, but she knows her worth, she just needs to remind herself of it sometimes.
Will gossip with the others to no end - if she hears something in the Pizzaplex, assume the rest of the robots already know about it.
Isn't as self centred as some people assume - the people she cares about are her top priority, and she makes sure other people know it.
🎸Glamrock Chica🎸
Holds the high scores on almost every arcade game in the Pizzaplex. Whereas the others tend to be experts in their own games, Chica spends a lot of time trying to get good at every single other game around.
The bounciest of the band - she's always moving, whether it's walking around with a skip in her step or swaying when she stands. Do not ask her to stay still, she physically can't. Probably always fidgeting.
You know that thing where you're standing around and you idly start dancing to whatever song's in your head at the time? That's her.
Generally just bubbly and sweet, but she needs to be reminded that it's ok to not be ok sometimes.
+ Bonus
🎳Glamrock Bonnie🎳
Very sarcastic, with quite a dry sense of humor. He kind of had the cool older sibling energy that Roxy and Monty have, but with more of an unbothered vibe.
Was the level-headed one of the band before being decommissioned - since he's been gone, there's been a weird sense of unbalance between the others.
Literally unbeatable at bowling. He would score a strike every time and get accused of cheating, but he's really that good.
Actually got on very well with Monty, despite the rumors - he was the one Glamrock besides Roxy that could talk some sense into him, mainly just because he wouldn't sugarcoat anything.
Security Breach Sunrise/Moondrop Caretaker AU Idea
AU where Gregory lived in the hidey hole in the back of the Daycare behind Sun's balcony- but Sun/Moon knew about him and took care of him. Sun knew he would be abused and neglected in the foster care system as a homeless orphan, so he hid him and kept him safe. Sun plays with him with the plush toys and encourages him with his drawing and interest in electronics and mechanical things, maybe bringing up a few defunct and broken STAFF bots from the garbage for him to mess around with back there. Moon is more strict and makes sure he gets to bed on time and eats more than just the junk food they salvage from the concessions in the Theatre. It’s not much, but Gregory is happy to have someone look out for him.
Fast forward to the Security Breach when all bots except Freddy fall under Vanny's control because of his safety protocols and Safe Mode. Gregory is scared out of his hidey hole by Vanessa, or perhaps he didn't get back to it in time before night fell. He winds up inside Freddy to avoid Vannessa, ect. and so on. Because of Vanny though, the Daycare Attendants he knew and loved are... different now though. Vanny's exacerbated their personalities and made them dangerous. Sun gets neurotic and Moon gets... scarier.
Sun's memory has been reset, so he doesn't recognize Gregory when he slides into the daycare. Gregory's heart is broken when he hears Sun's first lines "Hello NEW friend!" and hearing Moon say "naughty boy" and stalk him the rest of the night is emotionally traumatizing. Being "banned" from the daycare and kicked out and betrayed by Sun is the worst of all though.