Keegan P. Russ

sure is weird here

[keegan-askblog]

finally got on here after the ghosts kept bugging me. heard yall got a thing for masked men huh. lets keep it a bit sane in here will ya'? don’t be fussin when i don’t reply, i’m a busy man.

(hey yall! i’m the operator of this train wreck. Yall can call me AG. thought i’d jump on the bandwagon and make one. i’m 18 but a minor friendly blog so please nothing NSFW. I am 100% open to oc interactment and in fact highly encourage it. shout out to Fran @ghost-askblog (miss you fran))

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#AG answers is the tag i'm going to use for things not keegan related :)

[keegan-askblog]

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i think we have something more concerning to focus on

[keegan-askblog]

Hey. Uh, don't tell anyone but we got a cat in the barracks now. I found her on the side of the road.

- Lynn

… we really don’t need another cat on base. and it would be really bad if you met me outside of the chow hall to trade off some cat food i’ve got. i can’t believe you’ve brought a cat into base, it would be devastating if you learned about the cat litter in the third supply closet that’s never been used

[keegan-askblog]

THE STEAMMMMMMM. *collapses dramatically to the floor crying*

maybe go take a hot shower. you can get some healthier steam there

[keegan-askblog]

Excuse me, have you seen a snowman around here? Around 7 feet tall, somehow can't melt, likes to steal people's wallets, and has at least 20 guns hidden on him, maybe more. Oh, and he's VERY hostile

so thats actually very concerning and i will be sending out a search party.

on another note how the fuck did that thing get on base and is even alive?

[keegan-askblog]

how do you feel about modern warfare 4

i think there's another game they should be making too. maybe with a certain group in it next

[keegan-askblog]

You care, don't lie.

- Lynn

(I will try to send more stuff then :P )

i dont know what you're talking about. i would never lie to you

[keegan-askblog]

yeah but I don’t sleep at night

it’s too hot at the moment =-=. 35 degrees c…

-wulf

damn, i can see why.

[keegan-askblog]

I’ve started embroidering, any suggestions on what I should do next? I’ve already done a worm ☺️

a block of cheese

[keegan-askblog]

im just that skilled

I don't fear the laws of physics, the laws of physics fear me

-🧄

... as long as its just those laws you break i guess

[keegan-askblog]

A truck hit me and now, my arm is torn off :( was that you?

i’ll do you one better. how are you sending this if you have no arm

[ask-sgt-lynn]

You can't type with one hand? We have two arms for a reason. (Well, they obviously don't anymore.)

[keegan-askblog]

oh shuddup lynn

[keegan-askblog]

I swear if you took and ate the last red crayon, I'm throwing hands. I am not playing today, sergeant. 🙃

–🖍 (I would like to be a crayon anon if it's not taken already ^^)

and how would you prove i did it

[keegan-askblog]

Merrick took away our driving privileges btw. help.

wait a fucking minute since when ?! i’ve got places to be and i’m not walking

[keegan-russ-askblog]

ever since I drove into his office wall

[keegan-askblog]

and why would you (i? we?) do that

[keegan-askblog]

A truck hit me and now, my arm is torn off :( was that you?

i’ll do you one better. how are you sending this if you have no arm

[keegan-askblog]

*eats the steam behind your back so the others don't* see? im being helpful :) -🧄

dammit. no kid, there’s better ways to get rid of it than you eating it all.

on that thought how did you even manage to eat steam. i didn’t think that’s how it works…

[keegan-askblog]

Are you a tsundere, Dad

☔-

am i a what?

[keegan-askblog]

Merrick took away our driving privileges btw. help.

wait a fucking minute since when ?! i’ve got places to be and i’m not walking

[ask-ajax]

Like I told the other Keegan

You can always take the heli cause Merrick never said you couldn't fly btw

[keegan-askblog]

fuck that’s genius, why didn’t i think of that

this is why i keep you around ajax

[ask-ajax]

I thought you kept me around cause I'm funny

[keegan-askblog]

well that too obviously