A Tumblr Is A Female Version Of A Hustler

Of a hustler. Of a-Of a hustler.

[keeksmccreeks]

Everything that needs to be said has been said.

[keeksmccreeks]

DO NOT STEP TO ME IF YOU CANNOT FOLLOW THROUGH.

DO NOT STEP TO ME IF YOU CANNOT FOLLOW THROUGH.

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[keeksmccreeks]

BOOM.

[jacknicholson]

[keeksmccreeks]

Current attitude.

[the-library-and-step-on-it]

As requested, the reading list for my English literary canon class (I need to have read 190 hours’ worth). I’ve bolded the ones I’ve already read (307 hours).

Chinua Achebe, Arrow of God (11 hrs)

Martin Amis, Money (20 hrs)

Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride (23 hrs)

Jane Austen, Pride and...

[keeksmccreeks]

Thought the list was interesting, and wanted to see how many I've read.

Chinua Achebe, Arrow of God (11 hrs)

Martin Amis, Money (20 hrs)

Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride (23 hrs)

Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (20 hrs)

Julian Barnes, A History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters (15 hrs)

Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot (4 hrs)

Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre (24 hrs)

Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights (18 hrs)

J.M. Coetzee, Disgrace (11 hrs)

Joseph Conrad, The Heart of Darkness (6 hrs)                                   

Stephen Crane, The Red Badge of Courage (7 hrs)

Charles Dickens, Great Expectations (25 hrs)

George Eliot, Middlemarch (45 hrs)

William Faulkner, As I Lay Dying (10 hrs)

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (9 hrs)

E.M. Forster, A Passage to India (18 hrs)

John Fowles, The French Lieutenant’s Woman (20 hrs)

William Golding, The Spire (11 hrs)

Nadine Gordimer, Burger’s Daughter (19 hrs)

Robert Graves, Goodbye to All That (17 hrs)

Graham Greene, The Heart of the Matter (13 hrs)

Thomas Hardy, Tess of the D’Urbervilles (23 hrs)

Joseph Heller, Catch 22 (23 hrs)

Ernest Hemingway, The Sun also Rises (11 hrs)

Aldous Huxley, Brave New World (14 hrs)

Henry James, Portrait of a Lady (29 hrs)

James Joyce, Dubliners (11 hrs)

Sarah Kane, Blasted (4 hrs)

D.H. Lawrence, The Fox (3 hrs)

Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (14 hrs)

Doris Lessing, The Grass is Singing (11 hrs)

Herman Melville, Moby-Dick (36 hrs)

Arthur Miller, Death of a Salesman (4 hrs)

Toni Morrison, Beloved (25 hrs.)

V.S. Naipaul, A House for Mr Biswas (29 hrs)

George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four (17 hrs)

John Osborne, Look Back in Anger (4 hrs)

Harold Pinter, The Homecoming (4 hrs)

Salman Rushdie, Satanic Verses (29 hrs)

Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (18 hrs)

George Bernard Shaw, Mrs Warren’s Profession (4 hrs)

Mary Shelley, Frankenstein (17 hrs)

Muriel Spark, The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie (6 hrs)

John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath (23 hrs)

Laurence Sterne, Sentimental Journey (7 hrs)

Robert Louis Stevenson, The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (6 hrs)

Mark Twain, Huckleberry Finn (18 hrs)

Evelyn Waugh, The Loved One (6 hrs)

Edith Wharton, The Age of Innocence (15 hrs)

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (13 hrs)

Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway (10 hrs)

[queerist]

Key to my heart: be nice and sincere and have mozzarella sticks

[keeksmccreeks]

Key to my heart: be snide and sincere and have mozzerella sticks.

[keeksmccreeks]

And then there are days you don't realize until approximately 10PM that all day you looked like you were participating in the World's Subtlest Impression of a Dock Worker Costume Competition.

[keeksmccreeks]

AUGUSTUS, SAME SOME ROOM FOR LATER!

(Augustus Gloop, Halloween 2013)

(PS--Y'all I go motherfuckin' HAM on details.)

[keeksmccreeks]

How I am as of late, via a bulleted list of recent impulse purchases

Kimono, vintage, red with cream and black plaid, from Tokyo

12-cup black Mr. Coffee appropriately named Gatsby (literature joke)

#9 Gordie Howe Red Wings Jersey, from Canada

Pet hair roller

1950s buttercream crew neck sweater

July 2013-December 2014 moleskine planner

[keeksmccreeks]

Costume #1 for work: Kenickie. Pulled together in a matter of hours, from solely my own wardrobe and my amazing luck with hairstyling today. People guessed: Elvis, James Dean, Johnny Cash, Danny Zuko, and the Fonze. My BFFle Gemma dressed as Rizzo. One person and one person only guessed us right the first time.

[fluffyplant]

[intoxicating-luhan-deactivated2]

I’m not a “sex-positive” feminist, inasmuch as that term is used to refer to the kinds of people who believe that women, by adapting themselves the piggish sexual attitudes of men and becoming complicit in their own objectification, can fuck their way to being treated like human beings. In fact, I say piss on that misleading term altogether. It’s just another guise by which women are tricked into believing that the road to equality is paved with thongs and used jimmy hats. Using your sexuality to manipulate men does not equality make, nor does it even amount to controlling your own sexual destiny, because in order to manipulate men through sex you have to fulfill their pornographic fantasies, very few of which revolve around anything but a one-dimensional and completely fictional conception of female sexuality and nearly all of which completely ignore actual female pleasure. Fulfilling male fantasies is not feminism; no matter how many times you show them your tits, they’ll still run the government and all the corporations and institutions that make sure your life revolves around obsessing over your appearance and making 75 cents on the dollar for what they make.

Nine Deuce (commentator) at Guide to Sexy Feminism (via clitulufhtagn)

[keeksmccreeks]

Oh nothing, just being ridiculous on the internets at 2AM.

[gilbertblythe]

Fangirl Challenge [1/? Favourite Male Characters] Gilbert Blythe - Anne of Green Gables (1985)

"I only said it because I wanted to meet you so much."

[keeksmccreeks]

Gilbert Blythe, dream man.

[captainshiori]

[keeksmccreeks]

I DON'T EVEN--

[sandandglass]

[keeksmccreeks]

The Shutdown: A Metaphor

[mcnallyjackson]

Here is my journey’s end, here is my butt.

Othello? More like LOLthello, am I right? Heyo! Hoo. That Shakespeare, man, let me tell you. (via mcnallyjackson)