harley keener

independent and selective harley keener of the iron man 3 film. penned by moo.

[keenertm-blog]

here’s a little heads up that i’m going to be moving harley over to my multimuse as he’s not the most active here and i’m more likely to keep writing him if he’s over there instead. so go follow @numinoustm if you want ??

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here’s a little heads up that i’m going to be moving harley over to my multimuse as he’s not the most active here and i’m more likely to keep writing him if he’s over there instead. so go follow @numinoustm if you want ??

[dovingmemes]

random sentence starters

random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

[keenertm-blog]

harley has always loved iron man but he is also the kid ( and adult ) who will look tony dead in the eye and point at anyone else when asked who his favourite superhero is

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@spiderpcter replied to your post “who’s gonna stop harley from watching all the videos of avengers...”

tiny peter vc: relatable dhjbsnkal

asdjfkh someone stop these kids

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who’s gonna stop harley from watching all the videos of avengers battles etc when he’s too young 

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reactorhearted‌:

❛  i’m IRON MAN, of course i have all the cool tech.  here, come hold this.  you have small hands.  ❜

“maybe you just have big hands and i have normal hands. what is it? is it safe? what if i drop it?”

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themaximoffway‌:

WANDA LET OUT A SLOW SIGH AS SHE LET HER HANDS FALL AWAY FROM HIS FACE. She made her way over to the freezer and pulled out a bag of frozen peas before making her way back over to him. He gently wiped away some blood beneath his nose before pressing the bag of peas into his hand, trying to meet his gaze without challenging him too much. She knew the effect of being too preachy with him would be slim to none. Sure that he wouldn’t listen to it anyway & would surely do something reckless in the future, she thought it best to play it a little more relaxed this time.  “ As long as you’re really okay… “ she brushed a thumb along his cheek in a tender, motherly manner with a soft almost nervous smile. “ Ice it for twenty minutes on and off or it’ll bruise. “

he wasn’t trying to reject or help or push her away but he didn’t want to be causing her this worry either. he’d wanted to hide this from her, and everyone else, before they could start worrying. it didn’t make him any less appreciative of her caring for him. so he finally lifted his gaze to meet hers as he lifted the bag of peas to his face and offered the smallest of smiles. just hoping it would reassure her enough that he really was okay. that a few blows were something he had learned to manage with, whether the cause was a fight or his own recklessness. 

“really. i promise.” he answered quietly with a slight nod of his head. the stinging pain would ease soon and he’d be alright again. as always. “thank you. are you –– are you going to tell anyone?”

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reactorhearted‌:

❛  okay, i mean…  ❜  did he really say that?  unfortunate.  ❛  fine, i guess you can help.  just be careful, or else i’ll revoke your candy privileges.  ❜

“i am careful.” ignore the time he broke the finger off the iron man suit. “you’ve got all the cool, um, the cool tech.”

[selinakylebat]

Jake failing to not call Holt “dad”.

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“i know santa isn’t real.”

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[villainsmemes-deactivated202503]

GENERAL

“Can you walk?”

“How did this happen?”

“What the hell happened?”

“I hit my head.”

“Did you hit your head?”

“Can you hear me?”

“Don’t close your eyes, stay awake!”

“Come on, stay with me!”

“No no no no no!”

“You shot me!”

“I didn’t mean to shoot you!”

“You stabbed me!”

“I didn’t mean to stab you!”

“Take the knife out!”

“Don’t take the knife out!”

“It was an accident!”

“That/this wasn’t an accident!”

“That looks broken.”

“I think my leg/arm is broken.”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Am I going to die?”

“You’re not going to die!”

“Calm down!”

“Don’t panic!”

“I can’t help you if you don’t let me!”

BLOOD

“Are you bleeding?”

“Don’t move, you’re bleeding.”

“Is that blood?”

“Whose blood is that?”

“That’s a lot of blood.”

“Do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Why do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Damn, I got blood on my shirt.”

“Don’t move, you’re losing blood!”

“I won’t let you bleed out!”

“You have blood on your face.”

“I swear to god, if you get blood on me…”

“What’s your blood type?”

“Why in the hell would you need to know my blood type?”

WOUNDS

“That cut is nasty.”

“You have a massive gash in your arm/leg!’

“Don’t touch it!”

“Don’t move, you’ll only make it worse!”

“I’ll get some bandages.”

“You’re going to need stitches.”

“That looks infected…”

“Did you get bit by something?”

“There’s no exit wound, the bullet is still in you.”

“There’s an exit wound, the bullet went through you.”

AFTERCARE

“How are you feeling?”

“How does it feel?”

“It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.”

“Let’s go home.”

“I just want to go home.”

“Let’s get you into the bathtub.”

“We need to change your bandages soon.”

“Get some sleep, okay?”

“You need to eat something, you’ve been through a lot today.”

“I’ll check up on you in a bit.”

“You’re going to be fine. I promise.”

[dovingmemes]

random sentence starters

random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

[lousolversons]

You should never tell a psychopath they’re a psychopath. It upsets them.

[keenertm-blog]

just got back from into the spider verse and i have so much love for this film i don't know where to begin