i know we'll face each other again

*insert undignified screams* 29 - Nicaraguan - she/her - lesbian - still an Emoᵗᵐ

[keep-dreaming-killjoys]

Emotionally? Still among the nebulae, sharing his joy.

Physically? Crumbling down. piece by excruciating piece :))))

[lazzarella]

AOU AS A CAT vs BOOM AS A CAT (GOODBYE ตายไม่รู้ตัว EP 69)

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[val-ritz]

so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all “y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon” so knowing her penchant for puzzle games, i started guessing like myst, or legend of grimrock so we start hunting through these 90’s-era games featuring dungeon crawls. turns out. it was not a puzzle game. it was nothing close to a puzzle game. apparently, in the mid-90s, my grandmother would sit down and play fucking Wolfenstein 3D and listen to AC/DC for like hours on end.

[dikubutto]

Au contraire, the puzzle was “how to kill Nazis” and the answer was “use gun”

[ysphcpb-ii]

SOTUS The Series Ep.9 | SOTUS S The Series Ep.10 It's been a long day for you, P'Arthit. What if you doze off in the car?

[heretherebedork]

The only possible response to Thee: barely controlled amusement and laughter.

[pointlesscandies]

Thup in Textposts ❤️

He’s my precious little guy

[cowboycatss]

"i asked chatgpt-" okay well i asked the frontman of the black parade and they said they didn't know so they asked their freaky baby puppet who offered nothing helpful in a funny voice

[pansy2025]

[tomb-of-madeline]

What’s better than a vampire? What’s better than a horse. A Vampire Horse, of course. I made this comic a few months ago.

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[sherrymagic]

GMMTVFANIVALxAouBoom

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[janployshompoos]

That was clearly a prank on me. What good would that do for me, sir? You are kind enough to not get me in trouble for hitting you, and now you’re going to teach me French.

MEMOIR OF RATI | EP5

[bitethebullets]

RAYYY | x

[algrolo]

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

[tsukinirini]

[witchpassing]

(gesturing towards your little sister) you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?