So is Your Face

Writer. Mermaid. Certified Personal Trainer. Professional Shark Wrestler. My hobbies include napping, saving cities, and stroking the hair of my imaginary boyfriend. Typically these activities are all performed at the same time. Don't touch me I'm famous My face and stuff Ask My Stuff More cool blogs Instagram

[bakwaaas]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I have been hyperfixating on my phineas and ferb au life for like 8 days now. She has it all

[kushdrinker-deactivated20140817]

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

[alistair-button]

Everything you need in one spot

[betterthankanyebitch]

[actuallyjustin-deactivated20190]

Me @ me

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[anarchblr]

with every new update we get closer to 2006 MySpace

[gecsplaining]

and every time we kiss i swear i can fly

[anxietyproblem]

[silentnova14]

This is literally me this very second

[hydro-homies]

Mind ya mf business

[rift-master]

YOU walk into someone elses room and YOU blame the motel?

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Drawlloween “Poison” by Abigail Larson

[sacred-portal]

[glumshoe]

friends with benefits? what, like dental?

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

my shoplifting haul

a grape: like 0.01 or something

TWO free samples: 0.00, but going back for a second one was definitely anti-capitalist

smiling at a cashier and getting a smile back: priceless :)

[feedmerightmeow]

[oatbee]

*cries tears of rose water*

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]