Keep Beach City Safe

Things can't get weirder than in Beach City, that's why we're here, to keep the weirdness at a safe level. We also talk about gem stuff.

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Happy 4th of July! Ooooh, Fireworks!

Hey guys, long time no see, 3 months to exact. Bet you thought you’d seen the last of me, huh. Sorry to tell you, but you’ll never get rid of me. We’re stuck together like glue. A lot happened while I was AFT, a lot is an understatement. I feel like I missed an entire seasons’ worth of blogging I could have done. Just what was I doing these past 3 months, we’ll talk about that later. For now, let’s just enjoy the fireworks. It’s starting!

(For those of you who don’t get to see fireworks, and spent all their time on Tumblr *me* just look at this picture, and believe… in Steven of course)

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Happy Easter!

Have a hopparific day!

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Happy Pie Day everyone! Or is it Pi Day?

Hello Tumblr, it is I, The Observer! I’m thinking about starting ever post with that from now on, but the problem is it’s just too long. So anyways, Happy Pie Day! Saturday I was sitting at my desk, wondering if anyone will ever be able to figure out when pie ends.

And then I asked myself, “Observer, you are gonna post something about this on Tumblr aren’t you?” And then I answered, “Yes, it is the first holiday this month.” But then, I questioned my answer “I think you're forgetting something.” And after a long period of … I realized. “I forgot St. Patrick’s Day!”

So what I’m trying to say is, sorry for forgetting to post a Peridot on St.Patrick’s Day, to make up for that I posted this Peridot Pie. Get it, because Peridot’s green, and March, is associated with the color, green, and, and St. Patrick’s Day is- you following me, good, cuz I really don’t want to get into that.

So let’s talk about pie. The exact number of Pie is 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460, numbers, numbers, numbers. Math, math, and some more math.

Pie literally goes on for Infinity, but it's right there on the number line between 3 and 4, so it has to end at some point right? I don’t know maybe. Pie’s different from other numbers like 0.3 that repeats, pie is random numbers. Math is so confusing, I’m actually pretty good at math y'know. One thing I don’t get though, why is pie, the math term, spelled the same way as pie, the food. I just think that may have been a mistake.

Oh wait, hold on, I’m getting a call from the math division of KBCS. “Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, Pie? What’s that? Uh-huh, ok, wait, hold on, you're going too fast, I can’t understand you! … Oh, ooooooooh! That’s Pi, thanks for calling, and explaining it to me, haha ha haha! Yeah, I suck at spelling, K-bye.“

So, turns out pie, the math term, isn't spelled with an E, it's actually spelled... You overheard my phone call, didn't you? You know it's not nice to eavesdrop on people's phone calls. I was really looking forward to telling you pi isn't spelled pie. Oh well, maybe next Pi Day.

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What will I do on Saturdays now!

Hey, tumblr, tis I, the Observer! And I have some, sad news to share. I’m afraid that Purple Puma, *sob* and Tiger Millionaire *sniff* have, have, lost, their Tag Team Championship Titles.

* Several hours of sobbing *

Ok, I’m over this. So here’s what happened, Purple Puma and Tiger Millionaire were wrestling, they won of course, and then something unexpected happened. Purple Puma just, quit, just like that, with no explanation. She was like, “I’m over this”, and you can’t have one without the other.

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Happy International Women’s Day!

Hey Tumblr, you know what day it is? Right, or maybe wrong, I can't hear your answer. Today is Wednesday, March 8th, International Women's Day. Today we celebrate girls, and all the things they do for us.

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Hey, I'm back... So, what I miss?

Hey all you tumblers out there, its me, THE OBSERVER! I've been AFT for quite a while now. You could say I've been having my own hiatus, but like Steven's numerous amounts of hiatuses. They eventually, HOPEFULLY, come to an end. So... what I miss? Uuhuh, uuhuh, new It's A Wash Sign... Freak Storm outside, yes go on... An hour ago? Wha! A new Crystal Gem!.. oh, wait, it's just Ronaldo...... wait. Ronaldo, crystal, wha! Oh my gosh, I've missed so much! That's it, no more hiatuses for the rest of the year! Okay maybe I won't go with that far, but I need to stay on top of things. Okay starting tomorrow, I'm going to fully research what happened over the past few days. Good thing that I see all that goes on in Beach City. Except for the recent events, that went on, in Beach City... next time though.

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Happy Valentine’s Day Tumblr

Happy Valentine's Day! Last year, we had a Garnet photo, this year we’re still gonna have a Garnet photo. This will be our Valentine’s Day Tradition, I hope everyone has a wonderful valentine’s day. Go give someone you like a box of chocolate, and flowers, and anything else they might like. Bye, see ya next time.

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Hey everyone, we’re back! We’re gonna put things back on track.

Hey! So as you may have noticed, Steven Universe is back! Yep, the year-long hiatus is over, how many hiatuses are there gonna be throughout, all this. I don’t think I can handle much more. My heart can’t take it! So anyways back to the topic, so I’m sure that MANY of you have stayed off the internet to avoid getting, spoiled! Ha ha, 2016 joke, you'd get it if you watched Tubetube. Well enough of that, we’re in 2017 now.

While we’re on the topic, if you immediately logged on to Tumblr, and went to KBCS, AFTER watching the new Steven Universe on tv, (which you totally should have done if you didn’t) IF you hadn’t already watched it. You would have noticed another change in the way the site looks. Yes, it’s reverted back to its old self.

Now, this was a very hard choice for me to make, not really, cuz I spent all that time making that gif and the color of the web page and all that stuff. But the palette looked like an Amethyst, and the color was meant to represent Steven so I had to change it. But I kept the shield because, it’s Stevens weapon, That’s like our logo.

So as per usual, not sure if I'm using that correctly, starts at 7:00 pm. Stevenbomb 5 has blown al up in our faces, just as I predicted, Nyah nyah nyah (Bad Peridot impression). Monday through Friday, things about to get on a whole other level. The Gems are going into space! How am I gonna get footage of that? It’s impossible or is it, you guys know I have my ways. I’m gonna call this: Gems In Space.

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Happy New Year! Tumblr

2016 is over, this is the start of 2017. More adventures lay in store for us in the new year. Are you excited, I know I’m excited! What are those things that people try to do at the end of the year? Oh yeah, New Year’s resolution. My New Year’s resolution will be to…

Aw what’s the point of even saying, it’s not like anyone ever keep their resolutions. I'll just say it anyways, it's to be a blogger. Oooh, looks like the balls about to drop. 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... Happy New Year!

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Yeah, so, apparently it’s KBCS’s 1 year anniversary

Okay, I know sometimes I make plans for events and things, but this totally surprised me. I was just sitting in a chair, on my phone doing things, like 54% of the people on Earth. I went to check my calendar to see if I had anything planned for the holidays. That’s when I saw it, an event mark on Friday 23. This confused me cause I rarely use my calendar for anything. I don't know why I bothered checking.

When I clicked on the icon it said: KBCS’s 1yr anniversary. At that point, I was really surprised, because I did not remember ever making that bookmark. But something didn’t quite add up, I felt like something was missing. I remember our first post like it happen just a year ago, but actually, it was a little bit over a year. When we made that post it was at the beginning of summer. So how is it that the anniversary is at the end of the next year.

Clearly forces beyond my understanding were at work here. I still had to come up with a post for this December. So then I thought why not knock out two birds with one stone. But that’s not a very nice comparison, so let's change it to, turning two gems into one fusion. Since I already missed the actual anniversary date, I’ll make the new anniversary date the same date as the December post. I can do that right? I don’t see why not.

So from This day forward, December 25 will be the new anniversary date. And the actual anniversary date, well, let's just that a special event day. So that concludes my anniversary story, now on to the December part of the story. As of now, I’m sure most of you already know that the hiatus is short-lived, sorta. Steven Bomb 5, that’s right there’s a 5, is coming, and it will be airing at the end of January. 5 new episodes starting from the 30th to the 2nd.

Are you ready for all new Steven Adventures! I’m not! I still need to prepare myself for all the new and amazing things we’re gonna uncover. But I hope you are ready, so anyways. whether you reading this-this year, next year, or any other year. Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Winter Solstice, Snow Day, Winter Break, and anything else I might have forgotten mention. Happy Holidays Tumblr, all our followers, and Beach City residents, you too Ronaldo.

(P.S. KBCS may or may not be getting an redesign)

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Steven’s Hibernating For The Winter.

Looks like Steven Universe is going on another loooooong hiatus. And you guys know how much I hate long hiatuses. Observer is not pleased. But do not fret, we will get through these hard times. You just gotta believe, in Steven course. 😉

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Happy The story of Baby Steven and The Three Gems.

This is the story of Baby Steven and how he gets kidnapped by three gems. Greg was coming home to Vadalia’s house, where he is staying for awhile, to take care of Steven. The gems, Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl, drop by to deliver some presents. They end up kidnapping him, and Greg goes for the chase of his life.

Hello Tumblr, sorry there wasn’t a post on Thursday, or Friday, and almost today. You see, on Wednesday, I was making a snowman with a Steven shirt on instead of a hat, there was a blizzard during all of this and I got sick. Worth it.

Enough about me and how horribly sick I am. Which reminds me, have you heard the tale of Baby Steven and The Three Gems. Well you’re about to.

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Happy Thanksgiving! Wait, I thought we didn’t have holidays?

So, I’m sure by now that everybody knows that Steven Universe, the Steven Universe. you know that one kid with a gem where his belly button should be, yeah that guy. He has finally done something interesting enough, or “Blog Worthy” for me too, well blog about.

So I bet your wondering, “ The Observer, what is this “blog worthy” thing that has you so intrigued?” Well follower # I don’t know, say 12: @silverroseuniverse, the answer to that question is… in the newest video of Steven Universe! That’s why the hiatus is over, you guys can finally start watching Steven U again!

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Observer's Birthday Week Will Still Be Happen'

Well maybe not this year but, it will still be happen'. But I can just leave things off at that note, so I'm going to tell you what I got for my birthday. I got a phone. The End. Or is it?

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Day 2, Gif 4: Who Beat Jasper

Smokey Quartz! It was Smokey Quartz, ok! Not Peridot. And if anyone else says otherwise, then their lying!

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Day 2, Gif 3: Guac

Guacamole, You can use it for anything. Except for soda. And also ice cream, and everything else.

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Day 1, Gif 2: Obsessed