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You know who I’m talking about - That one scientist, blond ish hair and a lab coat that hangs around the pangolin 24/7

The pangolin? You mean Outworlder 007? He's the one who hangs out with 013 and... Oh. Him. He's... [classified].

Let me rephrase, because I don't think the High Keepers will allow that to go through. Keeper #2812 seems fond of him. From what I can tell, the opinion of the High Keeper's is mixed. [classified] thinks he's worthless, but [classified] believes he's a genius. I'm pretty sure I heard [classified] wanted him? For something. Nothing good, if it's coming from [classified].

Maybe I'll find a better way to explain, but long story short: he has a number, but not of that type.

#transcribed by keeper 5002 #Censored by HKRP #I wonder if I can explain stuff here?#they want to [classified]#yeah. probably not.#I'll see if I can find a work around #just between us. you wouldn't snitch right.#you don't seem the TYPE #nOt that this is VERy inteRestIng of course #but you'D maybE care #//#;}#trsmp #the realm smp #keepers of the realm #lukeytv

Why don’t you have a outworld number for that one hamster looking guy?

Who?

#transcribed by keeper 5002 #not sure what this one's about #I would need a clearer description #no hamster-humanoids in this realm as far as I know #//#trsmp #the realm smp #keepers of the realm #lukeytv

I keep hearing one of the outworlders (07 I believe) complain that you lot don’t like him much - Is there a reason why?

Outworlder 007? Which one is that again?

Oh. That one. He's... I don't hate him as much as the high keepers do. But if he keeps messing with dark magic I may.

The problem is I don't think he even knows that the forces he's dealing with are evil. He just believes we limit him because we don't want him growing powerful. True– the High Keepers are scared, don't let that not be taken into account.

But beyond just the corruption, these methods he keeps using? They're unbalanced– not just in the unfair advantage they give him, but in the fundamental fabric of this Realm.

He already lost himself once, to the corruption. Power is twice as enticing and half as difficult to fall to. Outworlder 007 is lucky the High Keepers didn't just seal him away as they did the first four.

#transcribed by keeper 5002 #side note: keeper 2812 REALLY doesn't like Outworlder 007 #its actually funny to watch. 2812 is usually disgustingly saccharine #but the second 007 (or any outworlders #all rumors of course #sometimes I wonder if all it takes to become a candidate for High Keeper is being gullible #anyway. to be super clear #I myself don't mind Outworlder 007 #he's kinda funny sometimes #but the High Keepers are TERRIFIED of his original realm #which I don't know much about #probably fearmongering again #//#trsmp #the realm smp #keepers of the realm #pangi

What law did they break???? It sounds like it's a big one

The Law of Mobcap- or the maximum amount of life that can be sustained by the realm in a certain area. They somehow found a way to create something out of nothing (conservation of code who????) and in killing one lesser-mortal (Pillagers, I believe they’re considered?) harvested far too much mana. I’m so tired. Whenever Outworlder 006 runs it the rest of the realm, in order to supply the mana, slows down. I mean the SUN moves SLOWER across the sky and GRAVITY INCREASES. And then the other outworlders complain about this phenomenon (dubbed “lag”)????? And tell us to just??? Create more mana?????????????

Anyway I rewrote the mobcap in that specific machine’s area to be lower, so less mana was allotted to it. I basically put it in a bubble so no osmosis would bring more mana there.

thanks for the interest. At least your realm seems to understand how infuriating this is

#transcribed by keeper 5002 #and then. and then.#TWO CYCLES LATER. OUTWORLDERS 013 DESTROYS THE MACHINE.#SO I HAVE TO INVERSE ALL OF MY CALCULATIONS AND SET THE AREA BACK TO NORMAL #AND???? NO TALK OF A PROMOTION #I SHOULD BE A FUCKING HIGH KEEPER FOR TS #Tbf I’d deny them. Hate those guys #But STILL. A little appreciation would be nice #//#the realm sneegsnag #the realm smp #trsmp #keepers of the realm

Which outworlder was it?

Outworlder 006- he just keeps building these giant machines at the seams of this Realm that allow him to obtain power at an absurd rate. and EVERY time someone tells him to stop her makes an EVEN WORSE machine. Thankfully the most recent one was destroyed by Outworlder 013, so we didn’t have to deal with it. Still.

#transcribed by keeper 5002 #It’s a mutual dislike #To be clear #His S.N.A.I.L. doesn’t even like us #Don’t know how he pulled that one off #I mean. I don’t like most of my coworkers so #Maybe I get it #Doesn’t mean I like him #//#The realm sneegsnag #trsmp #the realm smp #keepers of the realm #mentioned bbh

I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders

#transcribed by keeper 5002 #ONE OF THEM. JUST BROKE THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE #AGAIN.#AND I HAD TO SPEND #16 DAYS #FIXING THE UNIVERSAL MAKEUP #//#trsmp #the realm smp #keepers of the realm

guys they put me on here for PR but like. im thinking this is worse than the snails

#what even is a tumbler #you call the High Keepers stuck up and their methods unethical ONE TIME #Transcribed by Keeper 5002 #//#trsmp #the realm smp #keepers of the realm

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