Keepin' It Chad

Feminist adventures of the noblest white dude you know

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Real example of why we need a social media blackout for men...please, my dudes, you’re embarrassing yourselves.

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Now that Chad’s on tv, he’s started hitting the gym, literally.

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Much like the phenomenon known as quicksand, unwashed khakis have claimed the lives of many an unsuspecting victim...

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These are not the bangs of a man who knows how to use a round brush...

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Brace yo’ selves...

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“By his giant hand…”

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Chad’s back, and he’s itching to spread some blame.

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“It’s really dismaying how sloppy your line breaks have become over the years...”

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“It’s just...I wanted *that* one.”

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Where there’s a quill, there’s a way...to look like a complete asshole.

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“Behold my reclusive genius, dammit!!”

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Chad decides to upgrade his wardrobe for a more professional look.

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Straight white dudes: strengths include evaluating the strengths and weaknesses of others. Weaknesses include…wait…

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“Ultimately, I chose to remove myself from the drama that I purposefully created...”

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Chad finds compassion following an outpatient procedure for an ingrown toenail. Sorry invisible disabilities, he hasn’t experienced you firsthand yet 🤗

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The descent of a single Chad shall send fleeing from the land all beasts of hoof, feather, and claw. A frost shall blanket the land, blighting the harvest for seven moons.

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Friend of the comic Emily Alford presents her theory of the only four phrases required when dealing with a mansplainer on the prowl...as tested at AWP ‘18.