OH MY CRACKER JACKS
TRUST ME, I DON’T WANNA.
Well, if you ever want to not eat or not sleep together, you know where to find me. I'm sure we can find other ways to keep busy.
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OH MY CRACKER JACKS
TRUST ME, I DON’T WANNA.
Well, if you ever want to not eat or not sleep together, you know where to find me. I'm sure we can find other ways to keep busy.
I'm pretty sure it's inhumane to live like this.
Well, I just think it’s unfair for people to be living like this. I know we’re supposed to start from shit, but I think with attitudes like that people just…become complacent. Maybe I will do it, seeing as I came here to actually do something. I don’t plan on being here longer than I need to be, but still.
….I actually can’t say I’ve watched it?
You're telling me. I thought I would be able to skip all of this with a simple check written out to the council but nope. I hope you actually do that and spare us, me specifically, the pain of killing so many bugs on a daily basis.
Rude. I hear it's great, you know.
OH MY CRACKER JACKS
I JUST WATCHED THE FIRST HUMAN CENTIPEDE WITH MAREK. I’M NOT EATING FOR A WEEK.
WE WATCHED THE SECOND ONE AND ID ON’T EEVEN KNWO
I DID NOT THINK IT COULD GET WORSE. I WAS WRONG.
I feel like if you watched those movies, you half deserve not to eat or sleep for a week.
I'm pretty sure it's inhumane to live like this.
I mean, why haven’t you all gotten together and worked towards fixing things just a little bit? Like, I’m sure a simple apartment wide fumigation would fix things even just a little and make it somewhat bearable.
That sounds like a lot of work, new girl. Especially when I don't plan on being stuck here for that much longer but feel free to get that started.
I can't help but notice you said you have good taste in shows-- what'd you think of Keepin' Up With Sydney?
I'm pretty sure it's inhumane to live like this.
Why yes, that was just a cockroach on my floor! I really don’t know how I’m going to survive this place; this is disgusting.
Don't even get me started on how disgusting living in this place is. This should be against like, five different laws or something. At the very least.
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I am not even remembering what we were talking about.
{ Private }
You are not remembering?
You were having called me Miles in cab. You are lucky you were being asleep or I would be offended.
Oh.
That was a mistake. It won't happen again. Just forget about it, okay?
{ Private }
Is that why you are being calling out for Miles?
What are you talking about?
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It is not seeming so, but I am not going to be pushing.
I am.
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Right, well, I could not be just leaving you passed out on bar, no? I may be dick, but I am not being that big of a dick.
Are you being okay?
Maybe.
Yeah, I'm okay.
mglotreau replied to your post: thetaylormontgomery replied to...
No.
mglotreau replied to your post: pj-kowalczyk replied to your post: top 5 fucks in...
No.
I'm so not in the mood for you right now. Whatever shit you have with Taylor is not my problem.
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Your denial is being delicious.
Sure.
Listen, about last night-- thanks.
thetaylormontgomery replied to your post: pj-kowalczyk replied to your post: top 5 fucks in...
Yeah you mean one.
pj-kowalczyk replied to your post: top 5 fucks in town?
Good girl. The feeling is mutual.
I'm not a dog.
thetaylormontgomery replied to your post: thetaylormontgomery replied to your post: top 5...
That’s still bullshit.
Looks like you just moved up to number two.
allupinthisish replied to your post: top 5 fucks in town?
I am thinking you are forgetting someone.
Actually no, I don't think so.
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Interest? I hope.
I'll be there.
thetaylormontgomery replied to your post: top 5 fucks in town?
Three? What the fuck?
First girl though.
mglotreau replied to your post: top 5 fucks in town?
No.
top 5 fucks in town?
Matthew
Paul
Taylor
4 and 5 are TBD.