Klance Is My Life

[38sr]

Klance AU in which Lance is in search for a boyfriend and encounters Keith who works as a personal trainer (and loves to wear low-cut tank tops).

[keith-in-shibari-deactivated202]

Hunk acquires a type of goo that imprints the favorite taste of the one eating it. They all try it and are reminded of things from home. When the turn is Keith’s, his eyes widen comically and they all ask what it tastes like to him. He starts coughing, color flaring in his cheeks as he stares at Lance.

[voltron-incorrect]

shiro: all right, keith, knock 'em dead.

shiro: that was a figure of speech. please don't kill anyone.

[nooowestayandgetcaught]

#i saw a man so beautiful i cried

[voltron-incorrect]

keith: i'm cold.

shiro: like my heart.

keith: now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

[voltron-incorrect]

lance: i hate drama 

anyone: omg did u hear ab-

lance:

[x-unky-x]

11/11 Happy pocky day

[voltron-incorrect]

lance: why do we fight over stupid shit?

keith: cause you say stupid shit

[vld-incorrect-quotes]

Lance: It’s a good thing I still have my sexy cat costume from Halloween.

Hunk: I really don’t think you were the target audience for that item.

Lance: There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.

[ohprcr]

Suit up

[voltron-incorrect]

lance: i see how it is. rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public but when i did it, i was "ruining easter, lance"

[ga1ras]

Shiro: Keith, you’re in charge while I’m away.

Keith: Alright, I’m your man.

Shiro: Don’t do anything stupid.

Keith: Ok, I’m kinda your man.

Shiro: And keep the others out of trouble.

Keith:You need another man.

[ga1ras]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: Okay but the very fact that Lance can be confirmed as bi through a milkshake meme is so Lance that it isn't even funny. Like, this is exactly the way that Lance would go about bringing up his orientation. He would just casually sing "my milkshake brings all the boys and ladies to the yard" when milking Kaltenecker. This would happen. There is no doubt in my mind. So the very fact that we could get it confirmed this way could not do Lance more justice. Jeremy you have to do it. You gotta. This is the best way to reveal it. Dreamworks will forgive you. Jerem-

[ga1ras]

Keith: Wait, you mean some people actually tell their crushes they like them??

Lance: What do you do??

Keith: Um, I die?? What kind of question...

[ga1ras]

“I need Lance there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.”

Keith at some point tbh

[ga1ras]

Lance: I've heard that one in every four friends is gay.

Lance: I hope it's Keith, because he's cute

[ga1ras]

Keith: [trying to climb onto the roof to do a backflip on to a trampoline]

Shiro: [trying to stop him]

Lance: [cheering him on]

Pidge: [making a bet with Hunk on whether or not Keith will hurt himself]

Allura, looking into the camera like she's on the office: I need new friends