D'artagnan Mother Fucker

I live in London. I'm from Wales. I like music and pretty things. I try to make things when I can. I write pretentious introductory paragraphs like this. Totes not as smart as I think I am,

[keepthislonelybeat]

I do some work for a really cool company that does tailored active and accessible holidays for visually impaired, deaf and disabled people. They've entered this year's virgin media business competition and need votes to get into the next round where they can pitch to try and receive funding and assistance to grow their business. The deadline is midnight tonight and if you guys could take a minute to vote and share that would be amazing and help the company promote accessible travel. Thanks!

[thethriftstoregestapo-blog]

Put some t shirts on Mercht to see if people would want to buy some of my designs.

£15 and you only pay if the target is reached.

https://www.mercht.com/c/outlivedthatcher

https://www.mercht.com/c/thisisyourlife

[keepthislonelybeat]

Hey guys I tried to make some things that I hope you guys might like

[thethriftstoregestapo-blog]

Bobby Newport lines make pretty perfect Sam Smith trying to be political tweets

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Wrote a silly thing. You guys may find it funny, you may not.

[alicenthightower]

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S11E01

We used to do the Maori war dance, but that got us a little too riled up. Either way, this is all about intimidation, and showing off your prowess.

[keepthislonelybeat]

Wagah Border Ceremony gag deserves an Emmy in itself

[beeishappy]

Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo

[keepthislonelybeat]

This was the best exchange. So perfectly written

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[keepthislonelybeat]

And going to war to prevent war... Actually turned out to be decent marketing for my bands comeback announcement

[thethriftstoregestapo-blog]

The end of year lists that defined end of year list writing in 2015

It’s that time of year again. The nights are drawing in, conventional drinking hours are forgotten and every band has figured out a way to charge £30 for a Christmas jumper. This means it’s also ti…

[keepthislonelybeat]

I wrote a silly thing

[thethriftstoregestapo-blog]

[keepthislonelybeat]

Wrote about the excellent new Gnarwolves EP and wrote one of my favourite bits;

“The tightness of the band shines through again as the song breaks down into a long (by Gnarwolves standards) solo from Thom as Charlie and Max relentlessly drive towards the finish in a borderline thrash style, increasing the tempo and noise with every bar. If I was a good writer/a dick I’d say that given the reflective lyrics about growing older and grasping at an increasingly wistful purpose, this might represent how time moves ever quicker as we age and that it gets exponentially more difficult to catch up with life when it starts to slip away, but I’m not, so I won’t.”

[keepthislonelybeat]

Listening to a Sam Smith interview on Zane Lowe, jesus christ he is vapidity. He is nothing. A walking trust fund that somehow got blessed with a beautiful voice which means now we all have to know about him.

[drivinroundsinginsongs]

WIL WAGNER OF THE SMITH STREET BAND, OLD BLUE LAST, LONDON.

[keepthislonelybeat]

Reblogging because this was a dope gig and there's me crowd surfing

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Wrote a thing about why I think adele might be a time traveling robot sent back by the Torys to kill Jeremy Corbyn

[keepthislonelybeat]

MoBo Presents: The Perfect Cast EP (feat Modern Baseball)

The first few minutes of ‘The Waterboy Returns’, the first song of Modern Baseball’s new EP ‘MoBo Presents: The Perfect Cast EP feat Modern Baseball ‘(got that?), could have…

Wrote about Modern Baseball’s new EP. It’ll probably make you feel a little uncomfortably close to the story, but it’s brilliant

[keepthislonelybeat]

New Modern Baseball is tight. Feels like old Mobo being fairly violently smashed into new Mobo. Is these are EP songs then the new album could be lit.

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[keepthislonelybeat]

Mate, I smashed lunch