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joey joe and the funky bunch.also known as joe, djo, jezzy, king of hair. on some netflix show about fighting monsters and shit. actor by day, musician at night. disclaimer;not the real joe yo!

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I honestly blacked out this last few days that it’s already February, which means I gotta shape up and make the most of it because I only have a few more months left of my twenties, what should I add to my bucket list? ride a bull? eat the worlds biggest pizza? run around six flags butt naked? there’s so much I haven’t done that I said I wanted to do before I was 30, I better get cracking. Anyways, I’m Joe and I have the body posture of an 80 year old man @sohwoodstarters​

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hi guys!!! i’ve brought the loml joe here and i’ll be on soon after i finish homework and get ready for bed. if you’d love to plot, pls hit me up and like this and i’ll come dm you for plots !!

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dude…i feel the same way. my nephews showed me the whole tik tok thing and i’ve been obsessed with it since. it’s insane how a few seconds of a video can become so catchy and addictive. oh come on, you don’t want to make a tik tok with me? rude. i have zero suggestions my friend. i usually do all my drinking at home.

i feel old when it comes to this technology stuff, like don’t get me wrong i can do computers and phones really well but the social media stuff? i’m hopeless. i would have no idea what i would do in a tiktok? make a dance? is that what the kids are doing? ha, sounds tempting.

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Don’t ask me, this dude goes to Coney Island in New York and talks to people on the streets..thats all I know.

Oh, is that the bing bong thing? my friend always quotes it, constantly.

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you know what has really blown me fookin’ mind? on how quickly this year has seem t’ ‘ave gone by…now don’t get me wrong i love christmas and t’ run up t’ christmas but can it slow down now….trust me t’ move t’ a new place right before the festive season!! hi i’m jeed…or jade from little mix, anyone want t’ ‘elp out lifting boxes up while i dance around singing All i want for Christmas in return? // @mountmeadow​

ah see the year went slow in the beginning, from jan to april it went so fucking slow, then as soon as may came around...all of a sudden a week later it was december. now i have to deal with snow, carols, all that christmas stuff...only a few more days until it’s easter probably. 

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i’m around thankfully after a rough week at work! if anyone wants a text from joe or dacre please let me know while i work on replies! give this a like and i’ll get right on it!

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I get those too, then I feel a little less lonely, knowing that others also treat their dogs as their own kids I don’t know, but I have the urge to say bing bong more and more every day.

Oh...is that what that bing bong thing is about? I never knew what it was about...now I get it, all these damn references.

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I’ve seen some TikToks but I’ll never actually download the app or use it. Social media of any kind stresses me out way too much to ever want to use it. I have an instagram that I update every few months. I don’t like how addictive and toxic they can be. With that being said though, if you find something funny send it my way. Oh, I always like going to Billy Goats, but I’m partial because I live close to it. Tipsy Tavern is really cool too. There’s honestly so many, it really just depends on what you’re in the mood for.

I don’t have social media much, but I downloaded it to see what the fuss was about, but it’s kinda funny, like youtube but it personally attacks you in some way. There’s too many funny tiktoks to mention, I’d be sending you stuff all day! Oh hell yeah, consider it done, I’ll try it next time.

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I may not make videos, but it’s so addicting, I can’t take it. I love all the cute dog videos though. And I guess it’s like Instagram where there’s an algorithm, but the main question is, have you gotten onto Coney Island tiktok?

I feel like I have a lot of being single in your early 30′s ones, alcoholic ones and nope, not Coney Island tiktok yet...what’s involved with that huh?

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I didn’t know what this TikTok was until my sister showed me the ropes of what everyone was talking about, now I’m obsessed...I’m talking, scrolling in the middle of the night because I can’t sleep kind of obsessed. I would never make one though, so I hope no one asks me cause they’ll be real disappointed. Now, it’s Friday night and I need to hit the bar, any suggestions?

@mountmeadow​

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It had been one of those weeks, where the time doesn’t seem to fly by and now I’m here and with my dog. I think that made everything better. dog kisses make everything better, or maybe that’s just a me thing. hey, I’m Adeline.  has anyone having a better week then me? I surely hope so. 

dogs always are the best medicine right? they’re chaotic but so loveable and fun, i have one fur baby, she’s always grumpy though, but that’s just her face. are you okay? i know horrible weeks aren’t always the best but at least its a fresh start soon! nice to meet you Adeline, I’m Joe.

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apologies for my activity! i got promoted at room leader at my job and i’ve been overwhelmed and never around ( i get home, fall asleep !! ) but i’m getting into the swing of things now and i’ll be around a lot more often !! if you’d love plots with joe, please hit me up i’d love anything (and on dacre too!! ) 

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She laughed softly and nodded, looking at Joe as he had his hand resting on the 𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗟 of her back. “ I know that you could have, but I didn’t mind. I walked here and it was honestly a good little walk for me to have. Nothing beats taking a walk to 𝗖𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗥 your mind, ” she said and smiled at him, feeling her heart skip a beat. “ And you weren’t. I’m proud of you, ” she said, 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 forward and planting a soft kiss to his cheek before she reached down and took his hand, leading the two of them towards where the trees are located. “ So, how’ve you 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃? ”

"Next time I’m picking you up alright, it’s a promise.” Joe laughed softly as he walked around with her, but he agreed, he walked most places unless it was a little too far, he liked walking around with her however - it was relaxing, a bit of fresh air and sweet company was the way to go. Joe let out a soft laugh as he dropped his head back, a soft blush creeping on his cheeks once she kissed his cheek. “I’ve been great, settling in, trying to focus on my spare time you know. How about you?” Joe looked down at her with a grin, walking around as he looked at the trees.

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@uncle_jezzy: whats up new york? 

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After finally moving into my new place I couldn’t help but feel like it needed something to make it more homely, but I just couldn’t put my finger on it. Now I’ve realised what it is … I need a dog, I’ve lived on a farm for years so I need the presence of at least once animal to make me feel like I’m home. Does anyone have any favourite breeds that they suggest? Oh and I’m Jason by the way, should have started with that. @mountmeadow​

You can never say no to a dog, ever. Do you have like, a breed you like? My dog, she’s an Australian Sheppard, fluffy and cute, very low maintenance but my dream dog will always be a Golden Retreiver. Do you want something small? or something big? there’s so many options man. Nice to meet you Jason, I’m Joe.

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Madelyn was excited about 𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗚 out with Joe again. The two of them hadn’t 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 seen each other since their little rendezvous in his living room and she hadn’t been able to stop 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 about that moment or him. So, when they 𝗔𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗗 to meet up to look for Christmas trees, she was over the moon. Standing in the middle of town, Madelyn took a deep breath as she 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬𝗘𝗗 with her jacket, waiting nervously for Joe to arrive. Hearing a familiar voice, she turned 𝗔𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗 and the smile on her lips widened. “ Hey, you, ” Madelyn spoke, tilting her head to the side as she watched him. 

Ever since their night together, Joe hadn’t stopped thinking about it. Sure, he had been with women before and it meant absolutely nothing, but Madelyn was a different story, she lingered on his mind constantly and he didn’t know why. So the second she asked to meet up, he was willing to take the chance. He got dressed and made his way to the Christmas Tree Farm, and as soon as he saw her in the middle standing there - he smiled, walking up from behind her. “You know, I could of picked you up right?” He chuckled, his hand on the small of her back as he walked up to her, smiling. “Hey! Told you I wouldn’t be late.”

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💬  𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 : MADELYN

madelyn: you need to talk to me?

madelyn: you do realize that's like... give a girl a heart attack, right? Hahaha. And yes, I'm excited. And don't you worry, you're not gonna have a grinchy look on your face for too long. I'll make that my mission.

joe: i promise it's nothing bad! spare you the heart attack, i promise it ain't bad.

joe: ugh, but i wanna be grinchy.