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KEITH MORRIS . no one actually wants to make out with me they're just playin

[zack-cook]

can i be the godfather to kara and keith’s child

[keithhi]

zack

[keithhi]

can the swady babe get the sock…

[karapce]

keith why do u need the SOCK

[keithhi]

i forget ...

[keithhi]

karapce:

a swady babe u are ….a SOCK, KEITH

can the swady babe get the sock...

[keithhi]

karapce:

that’s so sweet shady and sweet Keith :( and i’m going to help u and talk about puppies with u so let’s talk about my neighbor’s puppy named jake he’s a puggle who ate one of my socks i love him

das me... sweet and shady... swady... or ... sheet... 

THE PUP got a human name who’s it tryna fool i love him already send me pics and the other sock from the pair as a memento 

[keithhi]

im gnna eat a fucking fridge that was horrible im soryr i love everyone i rly do o

[keithhi]

karapce:

keith i’m not going to get with u bc u dont really want me like if u had to choose between me and abi and tatum and zack u would choose me last probably

which is CHILL but it doesnt make me wanna s your d

okay first of all there’s only one person i’d choose over you and that’s me ... because self-love man ... also i don’t know why you threw zachary in there when all he does is make sad smiley faces and take off his shirt even though it’s like 10 degrees to show off his body which isn’t even that great and then he acts all sly like he’s got no idea what he’s doing... and i’ve been terrified of tatum ever since i told her not to have a tantrum and she looked at me like she wanted to slap me into the next galaxy... abster... abster is my friend, okay maybe i was tryna see if there was more to it at one point but i think we both grew out of it AND IM not telling you any of this to reassure u that ur further up my list than you think because honestly who cares about my list, i’m just saying u matter to me and not like in a ‘we gotta hook up’ way but in a deep way that’s really emo and all this truth spitting is making me want to die so just pretend like i said something about puppies and then tell me about a puppy u met or something ok bye

[keithhi]

karapce:

keith lets talk about how no one is present and has been present in so long like we could do it and have a kid and no one would ever now bc they’re so awol do u think about that

so you’d only ever get with me as a cry for attention from the gang .... huh.... okay let’s do it

[keithhi]

karapce:

of course i respect it lil cuppy cake baby

ok but calling me ... that.... that’s complete disrespect towards my slick

[keithhi]

karapce:

the disrespect………

im stayin slick.... u gotta respect it

[karapce]

why would we do that

[keithhi]

bc ur really cool and i’m alone and i don’t wanna be alone rn

[karapce]

ohmyhofodidi keITH pls ur not alone ur just single and ur not alone bc we’re friends come over my house

[keithhi]

nah u got cooties

[keithhi]

karapce:

why would we do that

bc ur really cool and i’m alone and i don’t wanna be alone rn

[keithhi]

karapce:

this is our dynamic !! we can’t mess with the dynamic !!

we can make a new dynamic

[keithhi]

stop don’t babyzone me

[karapce]

keith have i ever put you in any other zone

[keithhi]

it makes me sad :-((

[keithhi]

kara i miss u

[karapce]

i miss u too hello how have u been lil baby :(

[keithhi]

stop don't babyzone me

[keithhi]

keith morris

[karapce]

guess who had MONO and didn’t realize it until it was already leaving her body !!!!!! !!!!!!

[keithhi]

kara i miss u

[keithhi]

that has to be the first time I’ve ever spelled it like zack and not zach anyway zack lets mick mack

[zack-cook]

hi ke :-}

[keithhi]

shut up just shut up