[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Please reblog, this is so important.

[notoriousthuggg]

I needed this

[amuseinherfeels]

Is this foreal?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

[thatdiva]

reblog to save lives!

[espressokisses]

You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org

My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

^^^^^THIS

[nikator]

get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.

[politicalprof]

I never knew this. It’s spectacular.

[radioactive-egg-survivor]

THIS is what I was looking for a few weeks ago when I was in crisis; reblog to save a life!

[mockwa]

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

[sevensables]

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

[ekomancer]

“Jeff Wysaski, an artist based in Los Angeles, printed out some fake Halloween costumes and hung them up around a real costume store.”

[slytherinmind]

sorry I’m shitblogging but holy moly

[whitepeopletwitter]

Oh my fucking god 😂

[avvocarlo]

[rooks]

The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far

[roaringstream]

They deadass got a live bear….

[stream]

Atlanta \ 2x01 \ Alligator Man

[clientsfromhell]

A client I worked with was leaving their company and asked me to remove their information from the homepage.

Client: Oh my name needs to come off, can you take it off?

Me: sure, I just need the files to the webpage

Client: Hmm, I don’t know where those are let me try something

She then proceeded to highlight her name in the browser and press the backspace key, expecting the text to disappear.

I hurt my shoulder trying not to laugh.  

[soukokucchi]

Marvel offered a grief counseling at Comic-Con for traumatized fans after Infinity War

And look at these amazing posters they have at the venue.

These would really sell if they release it in the market. The posters are all amazing and beautiful.

[dinkywinks]

god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it

[rolodextra]

one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them

[dinkywinks]

this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful

[nadhie]

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

[nadhie]

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

[wakingfromthewater]

I want it

[crockpotcauldron]

okay but have you considered

[imaginarylock]

quality content

[thorinobsessed]

Extreme quality

[janetbrown711]

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

[squorkal]

[agent-jaselin]

@scribefindegil

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

All Star translated into Aramaic translated back to English

[the-real-seebs]

I love translation games, but this is sort of beautiful.

[softchad]

scrubs but we can’t hear JD’s thoughts

[doggosource]

safety 

[ogmoaneymoan-deactivated2018120]

Only rational thing to do

[briarin]

I love how everyone stops what they’re doing to watch 😂

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

I really did not want this video to end

[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

[yamino]

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

[yamino]

The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece. 

[gragam]

its back

[antidevelopment]

He won.

[skoogers-deactivated20200909]

im happy for him

[emperorcammy]

He got sixth place actually

[antidevelopment]

[mudwerks]

time to stand up for a real AMERICAN HERO

(but it’s ok to kneel too)