ThunderThighs

[silversideredoubt]

Orville: It’s a shame that there wasn’t any treasure, but maybe the REAL treasure… was the friends we made along the way! :)

Lao: :)

Seneca: B)

Random NPC who tagged along: :)

Rajique:

[kelamea]

Ev: If you didn’t want to be assimilated into my found family you should have killed me when you had the chance.

[kelamea]

Pikeard: You will marry me

Ev: Um, it’s actually will you marry m-

Pikeard: I said what I said

[kelamea]

Orville: How did you get so buff?

Ev: Every time I get sad. . .

Ev: I do ONE pushup

[kelamea]

Rayleigh: are you a cuddler?

Ev: I’m a machine of death

Rayleigh: 

Rajique: She’s a cuddler

[kelamea]

Apollo: Not all of your decisions have to be smart. You can make some of them solely for cinematic value.

[kelamea]

Orville: If you are looking for a hero, just look in the mirror 

Lao: bloody mary finally coming in clutch

[kelamea]

Seneca: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now, simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

[kelamea]

Orville: I’ve figured out a surefire way to tell if someone is evil. 

Rajique: Go on

Orville: If they dislike Kit, they’re evil

Rajique (nodding): Makes perfect sense

[kelamea]

Apollo: You’re telling me I have to find the solution to a problem all by myself, that I created all by myself?

Apollo: That hardly seems fair

[kelamea]

Kit: For the low, low cost of your soul, you too can overthrow the government 

[kelamea]

Ev (talking about Rajique): That woman doesn't have an evil bone in her body. I however, have 206 and am fully prepared to act on every single one of my murderous urges if any one of you fuckers tries to touch her.

[kelamea]

Seneca: *bursting through the sanctuary door* WHO DRANK MY TEA?!

Seneca: I’M GONNA HEX- 

Kit: I - I did...

Seneca: Oh....

Seneca: 

Seneca: Did you like it? 

[kelamea]

Seneca: Why do you keep calling my dad handsome?

Ev: ‘Cause that jawline don’t lie and neither do I

[kelamea]

Orville: So statistically not *everyone* could have been kung fu fighting

Orville: But can you just imagine how great that would be?

[kelamea]

Seneca: I panic at a lot of other places than just the disco

[silversideredoubt]

*on halloween*

Rajique: Guys, we’re out of candy. Seneca: What? Already? There’s only been like three kids. Rajique: Yeah, I know, but one little girl told me she loved me so I just gave her everything.