Silverside Redoubt

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Orville: It’s a shame that there wasn’t any treasure, but maybe the REAL treasure... was the friends we made along the way! :)

Lao: :)

Seneca: B)

Random NPC who tagged along: :)

Rajique:

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funny murder hut meme

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*on halloween*

Rajique: Guys, we’re out of candy. Seneca: What? Already? There’s only been like three kids. Rajique: Yeah, I know, but one little girl told me she loved me so I just gave her everything.

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Delilah: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Erthanos: I did. I broke it -

Delilah: No. No, you didn’t. Rajique?

Rajique: Don’t look at me, look at Lao.

Lao: What?! I didn’t break it!

Rajique: Heh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Lao: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Rajique: Suspicious.

Lao: No, it’s not!

Kit: If it matters, probably not but… Ev was the last one to use it.

Ev: Not true. I don’t even drink that crap.

Kit: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Ev: I use mugs for target practice. Everyone knows that.

Erthanos: Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it.

Delilah: No. Who broke it?

Seneca: Delilah, Apollo’s been awfully quiet…

Apollo: Really?!

Seneca: Yeah, really!

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Delilah, to the camera: I broke it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

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Erathas: hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me. butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal. i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

Lao: Ill give you a hint, it moos

Erathas: thanks yeah it’s the moose

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Dance instructor: welcome to salsa class! who’s ready to dance?

Seneca, hiding a tortilla bag: ...there‘s been a misunderstanding

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Apollo: Seneca, don’t do this, I’m your hottest friend!

Apollo: Wait, no, that’s Perun.

Apollo: I’m your nicest friend!

Seneca:

Apollo: I’m your friend!

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Erthanos: You have one day left to live. What do you do? Kit: Cry. Rajique: Something illegal and edgy. Apollo: I'd message 10 people on Facebook saying that if they don't forward the message to 10 people I would die tomorrow. Ev: I think I would worry so much about what to do I'd end up doing nothing.

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Erathas: hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision 

Rajique: Dowcto , wewre loswing him!!! (´・ω・｀)

Erathas: quick! hand me the defibwiwatow!!

Lao: Please. turn off my fucking life support

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Lao: I need some motivation *Watches Legally Blonde*

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Seneca: [vibrating slightly because he had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

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Kit: i am fine thank you for asking! though recently there has been a darkness growing within me

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Ev: sorry I told you about my trauma do you still think I'm hot

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Lao: bro, I don't even care anymore, fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

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Apollo: Remember, you're someone's reason to smile! Apollo: Because you’re a joke.

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Apollo: isn't soup kind of boring?

Seneca: oh i've never felt so violent take it back

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Ruza: Fuck it I'm tired of this shit *becomes an evil demigod*