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28// She/They // Bi // ( KellieAM // Kinda stopped caring about what other people think and am just trying to be happy.

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

[drizzly-bear]

even more phm + textposts with stratt (and grace)

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[trans1oa]

grieving, grieving, constantly grieving. I mourn what could have been, what will not be, what I can't save.

[ohgodshutit]

[samgirard]

↪ nathan mackinnon having tina foisted upon him on one of the worst days of his life | milano cortina 2026 | can vs. usa | 2.22.26

[trans1oa]

silver medalist mack

[thecrowthatyellsow]

Dick’s not that fond of Jason yet but he’ll get there eventually :))

[screamingsquamousthings]

need to see him whimpering like an injured animal, can he pleeease pleaaase lose a concerning amount of blood until he’s barely lucid. can i nurse him back to health like a baby bird pleeeeaaaaaseeeee

[screamingsquamousthings]

im normal 👍 about The Character 👍

[paperruins]

statement of timothy stoker, regarding his own death.

[creekfiend]

the truly unfortunate thing about the Back In My Day phenomenon is that we never listen to the true and important ones, like "back in my day all the children had fucking polio" or "back in my day there were significantly more insects and bodies of water actually froze solid all winter without thawing out" and so on.

[knightsickness]

there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead

[darlingofdots]

"a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good" and "people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica" are both correct statements

[exaltedrevenge]

[enjolraspdf]

tipsy and thinking about when carlos and cecil nightvale said "but i do know two things" "whats that?" "i love you" "i love you too. whats the other thing?" "you just said it" in episode 51 ....that was crazy for teenage me

[afk-lost]

Dungeon Crawler Carl really came out here and said the human race can out-stubborn fucking anything, asks what survival is and what you're willing to do for it, and how you carry the weight. that capitalism is violence, and that it breeds violence. that we need to hold each close and do what we can to help when we can, because what else is there?

....it also made me read the word nussy in a context where it makes sense.

[himbotheninth]

dungeon crawler carl is fun because you go into it thinking it'll be an unserious, fun and gratuitously violent action book, and then you get to the very first boss, and then you think, now hold on. Hold on. And then all of a sudden you're seven books deep and insane and also holding on to the indomitable human spirit for dear life and also a crab has to jack off. like holy shit dude. i've got relentless hope and found family in one hand and the world's weirdest foot fetish in the other

[overheard-in-the-dungeon]

Odette: What is Donut to you?

Carl: The reason I get up every morning.

Audience: *oooohs and awwws*

Donut, at 5am bouncing around and pawing at Carl’s face: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! RISE AND SHINE CARL! WAKE UP!

[sparrownnax]

i liked the other crawlers talking about Carl because it's like "yeah he's an unhinged madman but he's OUR unhinged madman"