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studies reveal most people quit beating the dead horse just before it comes back to life. keep beating

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leaves a suicide note that just says Omggggg

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Do tree branch pruners count as a mech

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[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

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