The work place.

Teaching people proper etiquette. As well as sharing stories.

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And now for our next flight. Just 6 more hours away. #heathrow #heathrowairport #britishairways #thewaitbegins #only16morehoursuntiliamhome #nwvermindiwillstayhere #hashtag #hashbrowns (at Heathrow Terminal 3)

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Flying home today, unfortunately. I don't want to go back. #dublin #dublinairport #dontwanttoleave #iwillmovehere #itissonicehere #notover100degrees #only45here #no #hashtag #hashbrowns (at Dublin Airport - Terminal 1)

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Game of Thrones tour was absolutely amazing. Freezing and wet, but truly fantastic. #gameofthrones #gameofthronestour #Belfast #Ireland #winteriscoming #JonSnowistheonetrueking #forsure #hashtag #hasbrowns (at Belfast, United Kingdom)

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Finally got to try some Irn-Bru!!! It reminds me of bubblegum. Not bad. #irnbru #Scottish #soda #Scottishsoda #sparklingflavoredsoftdrink #novegetables #unlikeCoke #hashtag #hashbrowns (at Stena Line Terminal Holyhead)

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London Eye and Hyde Park, respectively. Fantastic! #NinthDoctor #Fantastic #LondonEye #HydePark #park #jekyllandhyde #London #Highwaytothedangerzone #insidejoke #TomGun #NotTopGun #hashtag #hashbrowns (at London, United Kingdom)

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Notre Dame was absolutely stunning in person. It's hard to express in words how it made me feel. It was truly awe inspiring. I loved it. #NotreDame #Paris #GothicCathedral #Gothic #1130 #12thcenturygothic #nomorecapitalletters #hashtag #hasbrowns (at Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris)

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Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Part 1 was so incredibly good!! I loved it!! Part 2 on Thursday! :] #HarryPotter #play #harrypotterandthecursedchild #sohotinthattheater #butstillsoawesome #keepthesecrets #hashtag #hashbrowns (at Palace Theatre, London)

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British Museum earlier today! #BritishMuseum #London #FreeMuseums #TheBritishGetIt #hadtocapitalizethelastoneforobviousreasons #awkward #awesomeaboutthemuseumthing #tiltshiftfornoreason #hashtag #hashbrowns (at British Museum)

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Because when you're in London the first night, you have to watch Wizard People, Dear Reader. #London #UnitedKingdom #HarryPotter #DearReader #TurkishMassageOwl #RontheBear #RoastBeefyOWeefy #wineoutofnowherespell #RonLovesTwizzlers #hashtag #hashbrowns

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Seriously.

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Talking with customers...

Me: Did you find everything ok today?

Customer: Oh! I forgot my Smith's card!

Me: Um. Thanks, but that's not what I asked.

Me: Is this all for you today?

Customer: No. That's all.

Me: What? That's just what I asked you!

Me: Is this all for you today?

Customer: If it wasn't, would I be in line?

Me: Yes. Yes you would. People forget crap all the time. They'll unload their groceries and then just walk away without telling me so I have no idea where they went and I just rang up all their groceries.

Customer: Can you not scan anything yet, I want to watch.

Me: I hate you.

Customer: Can you stop the belt?

Me: Just put your crap on it! It stops when there's stuff there!

Customer: This rang up at 1.00! It's supposed to be .99! [This actually happened.]

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What it's about.

A lot of crazy things happen while working at a grocery store. I hope to share these stories with you, and maybe, just maybe, people will begin to realize how crazy they are.

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Not sure if you should put your meat in a bag? Here, I made it simple for you.