kelpster

wave wave!!!

[kelpy-kiddo]

intro post finally!!! >:3

hullo! my name is kelp! but i also go by ollie ^^

EVERYTHING I POST WILL BE SFW! but sometimes i reblog things that can have swearing or could possibly be interpretated as suggestive maybe..? if i ever do ill tag it tho!!! :O)

my pronouns are any/all but my preference changes often,, so for now it/its is preferred! (im going to change this section occasionally,,)

BYI,, im a minor ! im also a heeler/fawn therian! (possibly a furry too..)

i get really shy and awkward when talking to new people and my memory is really bad lol so please be patient!! ^^

im a flip! i don't really lean toward cg or little,, but my little age is 0-2! i am also a pet regressor >:) i do not have a caregiver,,, just lil ol me!!

im a giant shark and space nerd! (and just a nerd in general HEHE) my favorite shark is the basking shark! i could go on and on about my interests >:)

i also really like to draw and make silly little crafts >:3 my art style seems to change a lot,, apologies for that in advance!!

as you can tell im a j fictionkin! im also a v fictionkin too ,, and a lot more that im too shy to tell,, X,((

DNI if ur blog is NSFW!! as long as u arent mean or being creepy i don't mind u interacting!

Tags!!

im gonna try to update this everytime a new tag is made!

#kelp's art x3 - original art i made!!

#kelp in real life :0 - any photos that are related to the outside world >:)

#kelp krafts - stuff i made like kandi or gifs or anything else that isn't art !

#kelp babbles (>^<) - just me talking ehe !!

#the kelp speaks to people - asks or reblogs that involve me talking to others!

#tiny kelp ☆ - any original posts related to my regression ,,, ><;

#kelp cries - vents,,

yayay!!! im done!! >:3 hopefully thats everything..im open for asks if anything confuzzles anyone or something needs clarity!!! : )

[kookydoodleky]

Outfit requests ✨

This was really fun to make

I will definitely be making more so leave some more suggestions

[kibble-mp4]

yall seem to like the random stuff so i might as well add in an animation ill never finish

hopefully perchance it’ll do better here than it did on pinterest o_o

the slowly increasing quality lmao

[mangtheperson]

MURDER DRONES TUMBLRRRRRR THERES NEW MURDER DRONES RENDERSSSS

[kelpy-kiddo]

bbb

[cassiessafespace]

pov: it's raining & you sleep in your parents room <3

[herosparky]

Some prideful pikas for this pride month

[boyishdog]

ruff :3

[kookydoodleky]

Have you given the loans a bath... they're probably dirty,, (suggestion cuz u asked.)

Stinky creatures

[asmodeauxx]

i would like to summon a J loaf ontop of normal J

that way J has a j loaf child.

I’m gonna do it anyway cus it’s such a cyute idea actually

pov bug on my head

[alum1numc4ns]

I like to imagine that after the events of the show, N and V are taken in by the workers (because they don't really have anywhere comfy to live), N moves in with Uzi (and V at first refuses to live with anyone but reluctantly accepts when Lizzy offers to share a room w/ her)

uh

point is

I headcanon that N would start a plushie collection and would specifically have a golden retriever emotional support stuffed animal (he named it Cinnamon) that he likes to carry around with him sometimes and hug when he's stressed or upset :3

[asitalwayswillbe]

playing with my touys....

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

i had that first gif when i was little i loved it

[spikykittyshark]

maybe some art of babyre!pilby ? maybe with a mama mach o.o

hello!!

i think pilby would love being held, they like the stability and comfort of it

i’m actually pretty happy with this one! i hope you like it!!

[sleeperton]

Can you do little Tord from eddsworld (specifically with dark brown hair era.) with CG Edd?

Long time no see… Hello!

[sicksucculentz]

Each oil consuming drones do different things after feeding that make it obvious they’ve just fed

Uzi - she lays down on her back or leans back into what she’s sitting near or on. She then covers her stomach with both hands before falling asleep

Nori: - Belches like a slob before flopping over on something soft and falling asleep

Doll - she stares at the floor for a few seconds before yawning and laying down for a nap

Yeva - she actually sucks on one of her claws as she lays down on her back or cuddles up with her husband

Alice - she shakes off much like a dog would

Kennith - she lets out a hearty growl, sets up a nice little place to sleep like a nest and passes out

Cyn - rapidly snaps her jaws a few times then licks her lips

N - a wide deep yawn, a little weird grunt, then looks for a hidden secluded place to hide so he can sleep

V - she cleans herself up a bit. Gently grooming any oil out of her clothes she may have dropped before crashing hard somewhere and sleeping for hours and hours. She’s sloppy when she feeds and makes a mess

J - she staggers as if she is drunk for a short period of time before abruptly dropping and passing out. Typically a couple of steps from her kill/meal

[cyns-super-secret-agere-blog]

Some of my agere headcanons for the Murder Drones fandom for Uzi:

Uzi regresses and also takes care of her partners when they regress, as she wants to return the favor of when the three of them take care of her.

Uzi regresses for both positive and negative reasons, and a main trigger of negative regression for her is when Cyn and Doll and Tessa are being too loud/arguing in her head which is a bigggg stressor.

Uzi is a CHEWER. She bites/chews on anything she can get her fangs on, including but not limited to:

N, J, and V or their items of clothing/personal belongings.

Pencils, pens, metal scraps of things she was working on.

Her tail and wings (though her wings usually aren’t out when she is small).

Her body parts.

Her own clothes/personal belongings.

This gets so bad that whoever is watching her while she is small has to make sure she is not accidentally injuring herself, as the nerves on her wings/tail are kind of screwed up, causing Uzi to not feel the pain of her biting, and because she isn’t really aware of how sharp her teeth are (when she’s biting like her arms or smth).

J eventually makes Uzi a few durable pacifiers, teethers, and chewlery as a gift so that Uzi has something safe to put in her mouth.

She doesn’t really have a preference in who cares for her, as J, N, and V all have their own methods, but she loves it when more than one of them are with her.

Cyn agreed to not harass Uzi when she is regressed, in exchange for a whole wardrobe of ribbons/bows that she could make Uzi put on their tail whenever. This also extends to not harassing V, J, or N when they are regressed and Uzi is there.

That’s all I have for now, if you have any requests for agere headcanons for a MD character, send me an ask!

I also would like to try writing stuff like this, so if you have a request, send me it so I can practice! (Just know that it might not be the best, lol.)

[cyns-super-secret-agere-blog]

My J Agere Headcanons

Before the rest of the gang found out that J regressed (about a month or two after they all started dating), she didn’t regress too young because she was scared of being vulnerable, so she pushed herself into a older-than-preferred age, but now that they know, she regresses pretty young, ranging from about 0-2 years old, but also sometimes higher.

She knew that N, Uzi, and V regressed but didn’t tell them for fear of being too vulnerable/not wanting to be accused of copying them or anything.

It took a while for her to feel comfortable letting her partners know when she was small, but she’s better at that now.

For her age, shes pretty independent when it comes to taking care of herself.

Her clinginess varies, sometimes she isn’t a fan of touch, othertimes she is a cuddlebug.

She has a few pacis that she made for herself, and she sometimes “steals” (borrows) one of her partners plushies.

She tends to regress more involuntarily when she’s been working herself down to the bone, often waking up small on the weekends after a week of neglecting sleep and overworking herself.

Uhhh this is all I have for now, Enjoy! I was going to write more, but my friends came over so I forgot.

Req by: @sleepygroggy