I preferred it before...

I'm honestly just so lost right now in life... #twentysomething?

[kendraamondsen]

Last time I logged into Tumblr it was April 2018. Now its November 2022, Twitter is in shambles, Matty Healy is kissing fans again while singer Robbers while on tour. Are we sure its 2022 and not 2014?

[quantumghosts]

getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours

[c-oquetry]

[zerostatereflex]

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

[we-are-star-stuff]

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

[daikiraichu]

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

[twenty-four-robbers]

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

[magic-retina-deactivated2017100]

I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.

[gamzees-hole]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!

[canisfamiliaris]

Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape

Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors

Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter

Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love

Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them.

[friendshipismax]

Let them be free! 

[spiffy202]

I read a story where after this octopus was feed shrimp, it found one that was bad. So it let himself out of his tank and walked across the building to the office of the guy who fed him and threw the bad shrimp at him and walked back to his tank

[rrrromeo]

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

[rrrromeo]

you guys think I’m joking??

[internet-slavery]

he looks like colonel sanders

[lllllllllll-llllllll-deactivate]

oh no

[narnia]

[wdwpics]

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

[ginsengmasque]

as much as I hate buzzfeed and their pitiful version of “journalism”, let it be clear that if they asked me to come work for them I would sell out immediately and forget everything I know about creative writing in favor of getting a fat salary for copying and pasting gifs from 16-year-olds’ blogs and calling it an article

[rebelievers-deactivated20260308]

no offence but i wanna be so fucking happy in 2018

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[keighsea]

Ben: Not just your children

Leslie:

[2000ish]

*dramatically opens 2006 flip phone*

[fearfultemper]

do u ever see a theory and ur like ‘nah the writers aren’t that clever’

[apolkadotnerd]

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

[blushnhoney]

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

[so-meticulous]

an icon

[pinjamikaela]

Tomorrow is Valentine’s day so I decided to make a GIF to celebrate it!

Caption this (from @danielhowell or @amazingphil perspective!)

[b-rainrot]

[yallstillhere]

Now I can’t help but imagine a 60 year old seriel killer at a millenials door waiting, mad as fuck, checking his watch , and leaving out of frustration and writes a blog post about how millenials are ruining this country

[meanmisscharles]

Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?