Shtuff

Knitter | Crocheter | Seamstress | Felter Ukulele Player | Ocarina Player | Cosplayer Total Nerd

[stackthedeck]

Okay here’s what I don’t understand about animal crossing

The villagers just wear shirts okay I can vibe with that Donald Duck logic

But Isabelle and Tom Nook wear shirts AND PANTS (Timmy and Tommy are standing right there! Do they feel naked???)

Crazy Redd only wears pants and they’re not even pants, let’s be real that’s an APRON HIS ASS IS JUST HANGING OUT

The Able sisters couldn’t even agree on a dress code! Sable and Mable just have aprons on, no shirt or pants and Labelle is SERVING LOOKS the other sisters have to feel a little uncomfortable about this

BLATHERS ONLY HAS A BOW TIE (maybe his front is like a sweater vest but it doesn’t look like it)

KK SLIDER IS COMPLETELY NAKED

[gaypeopletwitter]

[kendrafairy]

Me

[mysharona1987]

[liberalsarecool]

Trump is a walking gaslight. #1984

“Don’t trust your senses, only trust me”, says the wife-cheating, six-time bankrupt con artist.

[intelligentchristianlady]

This is not a “representative” government.

Confirm your registration or register to vote here.

[gahdamnpunk]

Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

[tastefullyoffensive]

This finally clears things up.

[young-elchapo]

Lol

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[owlwisdoms100]

Not Even God Can Prepare You For What Your About To See

[cheesesnax-deactivated20181015]

What is it?

[owlwisdoms100]

[zarglepoetry]

buy here

[123iloveyoutoo]

okay but PSA about rabies:

not all rabies victims will be foaming at the mouth. rabies isn't gonna be super obvious to those who don't know what to look for there is only one documented case of someone recovering from rabies

TELL TALE SYMPTOMS:

cat does not act aggressive but attempts to bite with no warning cat is off balance and falling over often cat is spinning in circles for no reason and /or has no sense of direction increased vocalization paralysis and seizures

[zarglepoetry]

buy here

[123iloveyoutoo]

i just wante d people to b safe cus i love and care about people and you mock me like this

[zarglepoetry]

buy here

[icebats]

I cleaned Will’s family’s kitchen because they have fucking mice and a fly problem and the second his mom got home the counter suddenly has a dirty pan, open chips, an open cheese jar, a cheesy lid, a dirty spatula, a big ass plastic bag with arsenic blocks in it, a torn chocolate cake mix packet, and a sauce covered tupperware lid strewn about 🙃

And somehow??? Somehow there is an entire plate just sitting on the floor

How 🙃 does 🙃 she 🙃 live 🙃 like 🙃 this

[icebats]

The mice in this house are going to form an alliance and rise up against us and i am powerless but to watch it happen. I may strike a deal with them when the time comes, become prince of the mice, king of the rodents, and i will rest upon a royal throne made of the fallen food that this family refuses to clean up off of the ground

[icebats]

I am attempting to establish spiritual communication with their people

[icebats]

He

[icebats]

THE ORACLE IS HARD AT WORK

[icebats]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

[icebats]

You sick fucks wanted me to Ask Later so here you go

The Wise Ones shat all over the last paper so i had to make a new one, and we’ve caught and released about 5 mice since yesterday, so I don’t know how fast they’ll be to answer, but we will see if they grant me their Prophecies

Thus Begins, The Final Consultation

[icebats]

HHNNGG THEY TOOK A PIECE AND CARRIED IT BACK WITH THEM

[icebats]

TWO

[neverthere12345]

[everydaylouie]

musical faces

[astrodidact]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[porterr-robinson]

[mitski-miyawakis]

Captions:

Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.

Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]

[tropicalscream]

@fuck-ler @socialistexan