Self destructing is in your DNA.
Jesus, right out the gate, yeah I guess so. Both my parents were allergic to doing things that made sense.
You wear color contacts.
I get this six times a day. No, I don’t wear contacts at all and no I’m not going to poke around in my eyes to prove it. There’s aren’t any damn contacts, black folks can have eyes that aren’t brown, get over it.
The freckles aren’t real.
Really? Who the fuck is out here faking freckles? Never mind I have access to entire catalogs of beauty trends that can easily answer that for me, but no they’re not fake.
You can be violent.
Sure, if someone pushes me enough, like anyone else, I can snap and I wouldn’t recommend testing that.
You have sex with your talent.
That would be really unprofessional and a gray area at best and my suit collection can’t afford for me to lose my job.
You prefer beer to wine.
I prefer whiskey.