Japan's Gestapo; The Philosophy of A Knife

JKMM x APH // AU OC RP 九五式軽戦車 ハ号 怪盗 はぐみ Type 95 Ha-Gō Kaito Hagumi r/s: 一人 m!a: None Tracking: kenheitype95 JKMM x APH Masterlist 大日本帝國擬人化海軍深夜隊 + Characters (c) Rokuzaki // English Language Rules

[radianceapologist]

[kenhei-type95]

“And how many logs fell down today? ♥”

OFFICIAL NAME: 九五式軽戦車 ハ号 [Kyūgo-Shiki Kei-Sensha Ha-Gō]

FULL NAME: 怪盗 はぐみ [Kaito Hagumi] NICKNAME[S]: 九五 ; Hagu

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[te-ke]

ネ～ ｂｕｔ　ｙｏｕ　ｋｎｏｗ　Ｉ　ｌｏｖｅ　ｔｏ　ｓｐｏｉｌ　ｙｏｕ．Ｉ’ｌｌ　ｍａｋｅ　ｓｕｒｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｇｅｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｅｙｅｓ，　ｙｅｓ？

[kenhei-type95]

Oh, yes please. That would make Hagumi very happy. ♥

[kenhei-type95]

Ah, I wonder if I should find someone to go with me to this cute wedding - Not a Nakajima though, they're too troublesome. U v U And sweet Chiharu will be with that woman, no doubt... Perhaps I should ask one of them - 

[kenhei-type95]

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．．．　ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｗａｎｔ　ｍｅ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｆｉｘｉｎｇ　ｔｈａｔ　ｅｘｔｒａ　ｓｅｒｖｉｎｇ　ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍ？U v U

Oh no, I wouldn't want to bother you on your special day, 兄者. U v U I only really just want the eyes, you know those are my favorite. ♥

[kenhei-type95]

!!

Oh no, how exciting!

Anija getting married to that cute little German girl - I had better prepare a heartfelt gift. 

I wonder if there will be extra serving of people meat...

[radianceapologist]

Casual reminder to myself that in modern day scenarios Hagu works at a “co-sleeping specialty shop” (“cuddle cafe”) and will occasionally pick her dinner among her previous clients - 

[nickigrants]

i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no stupid “woe is me” backstory that hardly justifies their actions. no victim complex. no hesitation. just a love for carnage and head games and an insatiable lust for pain. mentally unhinged or fully in control. there aren’t enough female characters out there that are truly monsters. as much as it’s fun to see male characters do that, i want some iconic serial killer ladies in my life.

[its-just-a-shallow-grave-blog]

FACT: If you stretched the average human’s intestines out from end to end, it would make him scream a lot.

[salpetersyra]

[kirashadoz]

[beverly-kills]

[papyrust]

[realmioda-deactivated20140206]

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

[lifehackable]

More Daily Life Hacks Here

[electronically-remade052]

THIS ISNT LOVE THIS IS TERROR WHO THE FUCK WOULD SEW TWO HEARTS TOGETHER WHAT THE FUCK

[radianceapologist]

Gentle reminder that when Hagu was super small she used to call Anija ママ - 

[lanadelradiant]